 | Jesse Eisenberg als Bobby Dorfman |
 | Kristen Stewart als Vonnie Sybil |
 | Steve Carell als Phil Stern |
 | Blake Lively als Veronica Hayes |
 | Parker Posey als Rad Taylor |
 | Corey Stoll als Ben Dorfman |
 | Jeannie Berlin als Rose Dorfman |
 | Ken Stott als Marty Dorfman |
 | Anna Camp als Candy |
 | Paul Schneider als Steve |
 | Stephen Kunken als Leonard |
 | Sari Lennick als Evelyn Dorfman |
 | Tony Sirico als Vito |
 | Sheryl Lee als Karen Stern |
 | Richard Portnow als Walt |
 | Woody Allen als Narrator (voice) |
 | Todd Weeks als Oscar |
 | Paul Schackman als Al |
 | Jodi Carlisle als Maid |
 | Laurel Griggs als Evelyn's Daughter |
 | Saul Stein als Ben's Hood |
 | Craig Walker als Ben's Hood |
 | Gabriel Millman als Ben's Hood |
 | Edward James Hyland als Bobby's Neighbor |
 | John Doumanian als Bartender |
 | Brendan Burke als Joe |
 | Don Stark als Sol |
 | Gregg Binkley als Mike |
 | Anthony DiMaria als Howard |
 | Shae D'Lyn als Carlotta |
 | Steve Routman als School Principal |
 | William H. Burns als Policeman |
 | Tyler Reid als Young Ben |
 | Lev Gorn als Eddie |
| William Benvanides als Tony |
 | Steve Rosen als Louis |
 | Kaili Vernoff als Fur Lady |
 | Douglas McGrath als Norman |
 | David Pittu als Roger |
 | Taylor Carr als Rosalind |
 | Rob Joseph Leonard als Mr. Rhinebeck |
 | Lauren Susan als Mrs. Rhinebeck |
 | Courtney C. Clark als Mrs. Rhinebeck's Sister |
 | Debra Lord Cooke als Suzy Bancroft |
 | Maurice Sonnenberg als Count Van Goren |
 | Elissa Piszel als Countess Van Goren |
 | Sebastian Tillinger als Craig Bennett |
 | Bettina Bilger als Gloria Bennett |
 | Kelly Rohrbach als (uncredited) |
 | Raymond Franza als Joe's Kidnapper |
 | Michael Elian als Joe's Kidnapper |
| Kat Edmonson als Les Tropiques Singer |
| Rob Ashkenas als Buddy Winslow Fain |
| Pedro Chomnalez als Norton Lockerbee |
| Kaylyn Sanchez als Cherry Grace |
| Paul Hummel als Mr. Remsen |
| Cecelia Riddett als Mrs. Remsen |
 | Stephen DeRosa als Maître d' |
 | Armen Garo als Marvin |
 | Tom Kemp als Man at Bar |
| Nick Plakias als Father Brolian |
 | Katrine Hoyt als Club Patron (uncredited) |
| Woody Allen | Director |
| Woody Allen | Writer |
| Letty Aronson | Producer |
| Stephen Tenenbaum | Producer |
| Edward Walson | Producer |
| Vittorio Storaro | Director of Photography |
| Suzy Benzinger | Costume Design |
| Santo Loquasto | Production Design |
| Sharon Watt | Script Supervisor |
| Alisa Lepselter | Editor |
| Stacey Panepinto | Makeup Department Head |
| Christine Fennell | Hair Department Head |
| Eran Dinur | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Doug Huszti | Art Direction |
| Michael E. Goldman | Art Direction |
| Nancy Haigh | Set Decoration |
| Regina Graves | Set Decoration |
| David Wahnon | Sound Effects Editor |
| Helen Robin | Unit Production Manager |
| Helen Robin | Co-Producer |
| Juliet Taylor | Casting |
| Patricia Kerrigan DiCerto | Casting |
| Ron Chez | Executive Producer |
| Adam B. Stern | Executive Producer |
| Marc I. Stern | Executive Producer |
| Danielle Rigby | First Assistant Director |
| Brad Robinson | Second Assistant Director |
| Scott Kordish | Production Supervisor |
| Amy R. Trachtman | Production Coordinator |
| Steve Guilbaud | Production Accountant |
| Tara Andrus | Assistant Accountant |
| Araceli Leal | Assistant Accountant |
| David Farr | Payroll Accountant |
| Christie Mullen | Location Manager |
| Elizabeth Klenk | Assistant Location Manager |
| Daniel Pollack | Assistant Location Manager |
| Tom Sexton | Assistant Location Manager |
| Eric Wrolstad | Assistant Location Manager |
| Christopher Britton | Location Coordinator |
| Shavit Rein | Location Scout |
| Georg Schmithüsen | Location Scout |
| Aidan Sleeper | Location Scout |
| John Spady | Location Scout |
| Sharon Perlman | First Assistant Editor |
| Kate Rose Itzkowitz | Assistant Editor |
| Robert Hein | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sylvia Menno | Dialogue Editor |
| Glenfield Payne | Sound Effects Editor |
| Robert Hein | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Lee Dichter | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Matthew Haasch | Foley Editor |
| Jay Peck | Foley Artist |
| David J. Schwartz | Production Sound Mixer |
| Shawn Allen | Boom Operator |
| Allison Howe | Boom Operator |
| Allison Jackson | Utility Sound |
| Andrew Cavagnet | Video Assist Operator |
| Will Arnot | Camera Operator |
| Will Arnot | Steadicam Operator |
| Ethan Borsuk | First Assistant Camera |
| Beka Venezia | Second Assistant Camera |
| Simone D'Arcangelo | Digital Imaging Technician |
| Maxwell Sloan | Camera Loader |
| Sabrina Lantos | Still Photographer |
| Glenn Lloyd | Art Department Coordinator |
| Katya Blumenberg | Assistant Art Director |
| Peter Dorsey | Assistant Art Director |
| Perry Grebin | Graphic Designer |
| Shannon Finnerty | Assistant Set Decoration |
| Gerald DeTitta | Leadman |
| Tommy Allen | Property Master |
| Joel Weaver | Assistant Property Master |
| Joseph Garzero | Charge Scenic Artist |
| Ron Petagna | Construction Coordinator |
| Frank Didio | Head Carpenter |
| Nicholas J. Mongelli, Jr. | Key Construction Grip |
| William M. Weberg | Key Grip |
| Warren A. Weberg | Best Boy Grip |
| Tony Campenni | Dolly Grip |
| Bernard X. Brongniart | Key Rigging Grip |
| Jay Fortune | Gaffer |
| Brian McClean | Best Boy Electric |
| Thomas Dolan | Rigging Gaffer |
| Marco Piemontese | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Teresa Beach | Costume Coordinator |
| Susan J. Wright | Costume Supervisor |
| Susan Antonelli | Key Costumer |
| Luana Busetti | Key Costumer |
| Jennifer Fadel | Tailor |
| Miwa Ishii | Tailor |
| Mahendra Parmar | Tailor |
| Lorena Torres | Tailor |
| Therese Ducey | Key Hair Stylist |
| Ed Wilson | Key Hair Stylist |
| Nicole Wodowski | Key Makeup Artist |
| Nick Notte | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Kristy Davenport | Set Medic |
| James Leavey | Transportation Captain |
| Harry J. Leavey | Transportation Co-Captain |
| Meghan Rafferty | Casting Associate |
| Dann Fink | ADR Voice Casting |
| Bruce Winant | ADR Voice Casting |
| Joseph Cato | Art Department Production Assistant |
| Anthony Raffaele | Colorist |
| Bobby Johanson | ADR Mixer |
| Michael Rivera | ADR Recordist |
| Tricia Schultz | ADR Coordinator |
| Avi Laniado | Sound Engineer |
| Richard Friedlander | Visual Effects Producer |
| Glenn Allen | Visual Effects Producer |
| Mani Trump | Compositing Supervisor |
| Yunsik Noh | Compositing Lead |
| Gozde Basak Geckinli | Digital Compositor |
| Mina Choe | Digital Compositor |
| Christina Shin | Digital Compositor |
| June Han | Digital Compositor |
| Alex Lee | Digital Compositor |
| Manny Siverio | Stunt Coordinator |
| Damian Achilles | Stunts |
| Scott Burik | Stunts |
| Brian Morvant | Stunts |
| Josiah Nolan | Stunts |
| Matthew R. Staley | Stunts |
| Sally Potters | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Matt Hirt | Music |
