 | Tim Allen als Luther Krank |
 | Jamie Lee Curtis als Nora Krank |
 | Dan Aykroyd als Vic Frohmeyer |
 | M. Emmet Walsh als Walt Scheel |
 | Elizabeth Franz als Bev Scheel |
 | Erik Per Sullivan als Spike Frohmeyer |
 | Cheech Marin als Officer Salino |
 | Jake Busey als Officer Treen |
 | Austin Pendleton als Umbrella Santa / Marty |
 | Tom Poston als Father Zabriskie |
 | Julie Gonzalo als Blair Krank |
 | René Lavan als Enrique Decardenal |
 | Caroline Rhea als Candi |
 | Felicity Huffman als Merry |
 | Patrick Breen als Aubie |
 | John Short als Ned Becker |
 | Bonita Friedericy als Jude Becker |
 | David Hornsby als Randy Becker |
 | Kevin Chamberlin als Mr. Scanlon |
 | Lyndon Smith als Randy Scanlon |
| Ryan Pfening als Gus Scanlon |
 | Mark Christopher Lawrence als Wes Trogden |
| Rachel L. Smith als Trish Trodgen |
 | Vernee Watson-Johnson als Dox |
 | Arden Myrin als Daisy |
 | Jan Hoag als Choir Director |
 | Joe Guzaldo als Burglar |
 | David L. Lander als Tanning Intruder |
 | Kim Rhodes als Office Staff |
 | Patrick O'Connor als Office Staff |
 | Doug Cox als Neighbor #1 |
 | Matt Walsh als Neighbor #2 |
 | Andy Daly als Husband |
 | Dawn Didawick als Shopper |
| Cary Thompson als Manager |
 | Julia Roth als Cashier |
| Taylor Block als Schoolgirl |
| Eryn Nicole Gonsalves als Schoolgirl |
| Chelsea Broussard als Schoolgirl |
| Paul Taylor als Fireman |
 | J.P. Romano als Mailman |
| Joe Roth | Director |
| John Grisham | Novel |
| Chris Columbus | Screenplay |
| Michael Barnathan | Producer |
| Chris Columbus | Producer |
| Mark Radcliffe | Producer |
| Margery Simkin | Casting |
| John Debney | Music |
| Don Burgess | Director of Photography |
| Susie DeSanto | Costume Design |
| Luca Kouimelis | Script Supervisor |
| Allen Hall | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Mike Watts | Orchestrator |
| Bruce A. Block | Executive Producer |
| Allegra Clegg | Co-Producer |
| Alan B. Curtiss | Associate Producer |
| Charles Newirth | Executive Producer |
| Paul Morabito | Music |
| Nick Moore | Editor |
| Garreth Stover | Production Design |
| Christopher Burian-Mohr | Supervising Art Director |
| Karen O'Hara | Set Decoration |
| Hallie D'Amore | Makeup Department Head |
| Kenneth Paul Schoenfeld | Key Makeup Artist |
| Toni-Ann Walker | Key Hair Stylist |
| Allegra Clegg | Unit Production Manager |
| Daren Hicks | Production Supervisor |
| Gail Laskowski | Post Production Supervisor |
| David M. Bernstein | Second Assistant Director |
| Alan B. Curtiss | First Assistant Director |
| Jody Spilkoman | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Ryan Craig | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Sergio Acevedo | Art Department Assistant |
| Matthew R. Altman | Set Dresser |
| Gae S. Buckley | Set Designer |
| Willie D. Burton | Production Sound Mixer |
| Yann Delpuech | Sound Effects Editor |
| Louis Hone | Foley Recording Engineer |
| Matthew Hall | Special Effects Technician |
| Jeff Khachadoorian | Special Effects Assistant |
| James Reedy | Special Effects |
| Clark Campbell | Visual Effects Editor |
| Nicole Basanda | Stunts |
| Lisa Hoyle | Stunts |
| Michael Hugghins | Stunts |
| Donna Keegan | Stunts |
| Richard M. Butkus Jr. | Electrician |
| Katarino Bueno Jr. | Grip |
| Susan Paley Abramson | Casting Associate |
| Amanda Chamberlin | Costumer |
| Julian Andraus | Assistant Editor |
| Madeline Bell | Key Production Assistant |
| Kirk A. Holland | Driver |
| Nancy Thurston | Stunts |
| Noon Orsatti | Stunts |
| Ernie F. Orsatti | Stunt Coordinator |
| Rowbie Orsatti | Stunts |
| Dan Lemieux | Stunts |
| Cody Weselis | Stunts |
| Todd Warren | Stunt Double |
| Craig Baxley Jr | Stunts |
| Michael T. Brady | Stunts |
| J.P. Romano | Stunts |
| Kee-Suk 'Ken' Hahn | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Sheena Duggal | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Jake Morrison | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Steven C. McGee | Chief Lighting Technician |
| Brad Emmons | Rigging Gaffer |
| Chris Squires | "A" Camera Operator |
| Patrick B. O'Brien | "B" Camera Operator |
| Steven Van Zandt | Music Supervisor |
