 | Norm Macdonald als Willard Fillmore |
 | Dave Chappelle als Rusty P. Hayes |
 | Danny DeVito als Grover Cleaver |
 | Elaine Stritch als Miss Crock |
 | Daniel Benzali als Detective Tom Dewey |
 | Sherman Hemsley als Chip Oswald |
 | Sarah Silverman als Hillary |
 | Malcolm Stewart als Roger |
 | Lochlyn Munro als Officer Richardson |
 | Brent Butt als Buddy |
 | Anthony Harrison als Buddy |
 | Brian Arnold als News Anchorman |
 | Lorena Gale als Angry Momma |
 | Mark Acheson als Mr. Kettle |
 | Ken Kirzinger als Cop |
 | Camille Sullivan als Flower Shop Clerk |
 | Tom Heaton als Morgue Janitor |
 | Tygh Runyan als Cussing Guy |
| Michael Jablow | Editor |
| Scott Alexander | Director |
| Larry Karaszewski | Director |
| Robert Brinkmann | Director of Photography |
| Gary S. Gerlich | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Joseph Lederer | Still Photographer |
| Larry Karaszewski | Writer |
| Jill Christensen | Production Coordinator |
| Scott Alexander | Writer |
| Cristina Weigmann | Script Supervisor |
| Reg Milne | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Richard LeGrand Jr. | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Sandi Tanaka | Art Direction |
| Michel Colombier | Original Music Composer |
| Matthew Iadarola | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| David Husby | Production Sound Mixer |
| David E. Fluhr | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Rick Bold | Boom Operator |
| Mark S. Freeborn | Production Design |
| Francine Maisler | Casting |
| Carol Schafer | Production Coordinator |
| Gary Gegan | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Julia Dray | Co-Producer |
| Ray Reo | Executive Producer |
| Bob McNabb | Dialogue Editor |
| Melissa R. Stubbs | Stunts |
| Brad Grey | Executive Producer |
| Fitch Cady | Co-Producer |
