 | Graham Phillips als Danny |
 | Zack Pearlman als Frank |
 | Ashley Greene als Krystal Manicucci |
 | Cecily Strong als Mary Ellen |
 | John DeLuca als Anthony |
 | Bobby Moynihan als Skootch |
 | Fred Armisen als Victor |
 | Michael Patrick O'Brien als Chuck |
 | Kate Walsh als Danny's Mom |
 | Jim Gaffigan als Danny's Dad |
 | Colin Jost als Officer Greg |
 | Casey Jost als Officer Wankel |
 | Jackson Nicoll als Wendell |
 | Vincent Pastore als Leo Manicucci |
 | Mary Birdsong als Bianca Manicucci |
 | Kate McKinnon als Mrs. Bandini Jr. |
 | Will Forte als Griffith |
 | Method Man als Konko |
 | Kellie Cockrell als Rebecca |
 | Katie Cockrell als Andrea |
 | Penny Marshall als Dolores |
 | Gina Gershon als Ms Greeley |
 | Hassan Johnson als Murray |
 | Owen Benjamin als Health Inspector |
 | Amyrh Harris als Wendell's Friend #1 |
 | Camille Saviola als Mrs. Bandini |
 | Angela Raiola als Self (as Big Ang) |
 | Rhys Thomas als The Devil (voice) |
 | Brett Azar als Badass Guy (uncredited) |
 | Bryan Burton als Teenage Dude (uncredited) |
 | David Chen als Bucks Crew (uncredited) |
| Colin Jost | Screenplay |
| Lorne Michaels | Producer |
| Rhys Thomas | Director |
| Steve Edwards | Editor |
| Adam Epstein | Editor |
| Anthony Wolberg | Director of Photography |
| John Goldwyn | Producer |
| John Swihart | Original Music Composer |
| Mikaela Wohl | Costume Design |
| Mark White | Production Design |
| Meredith Tucker | Casting |
| Aiken Weiss | Steadicam Operator |
| Clay Enos | Still Photographer |
| Gilana Lobel | Production Coordinator |
| Andrea Purcigliotti | Art Direction |
| Ronald M. Bozman | Co-Producer |
| Christopher Milone | Makeup Department Head |
| Andrew Singer | Executive Producer |
| Imogen Lee | Set Decoration |
| Jodi Mancuso | Hair Department Head |
| Erin Doyle | Executive Producer |
| Mark Wike | Music Editor |
| Mark Wike | Music Supervisor |
| Ken Ishii | Production Sound Mixer |
| John Solomon | Executive Producer |
| Sam Grey | Executive Producer |
| Drew Jiritano | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Carrie Fix | Co-Producer |
| Tony Volante | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Brian Lieberz | Transportation Captain |
| Justus McLarty | Production Supervisor |
| Aiken Weiss | Camera Operator |
| Colin Jost | Executive Producer |
| Manny Siverio | Stunt Coordinator |
| Dustin Bricker | Script Supervisor |
| Steve Giammaria | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Kathryn E. Smith | Key Costumer |
