Mark Wahlberg als John Bennett | |
Mila Kunis als Lori Collins | |
Seth MacFarlane als Ted (voice) | |
Joel McHale als Rex | |
Giovanni Ribisi als Donny | |
Patrick Warburton als Guy | |
Matt Walsh als Thomas | |
Jessica Barth als Tami-Lynn | |
Aedin Mincks als Robert | |
Bill Smitrovich als Frank | |
Patrick Stewart als Narrator (voice) | |
Norah Jones als Norah Jones | |
Sam J. Jones als Sam Jones | |
Tom Skerritt als Tom Skerritt | |
Bretton Manley als Young John | |
Ralph Garman als John's Dad | |
Alex Borstein als John's Mom | |
John Viener als Alix | |
Laura Vandervoort als Tanya | |
Robert Wu als Asian Man "Ming" | |
Ginger Gonzaga als Gina | |
Jessica Stroup als Tracy | |
Melissa Ordway als Michelle | |
Max Harris als Greenbaum Kid | |
Zane Cowans als Kid #1 / Young Ted's Voice | |
T.J. Hourigan als Kid #2 | |
Owen Clarke als Kid #3 | |
Kristina Ellery als Heavenly | |
Katelyn Lorren als Cherene | |
Chanty Sok als Angelique | |
Sarah Fischer als Sauvignon Blanc | |
Cassie Djerf als Waitress | |
Joe Siriani als Guy at Table #1 | |
Pat Shea als Guy at Table #2 | |
Josh Duvendeck als Guy #1 | |
Chris Cox als Guy #2 | |
Henry Penzi als Partygoer (Ted's Buddy) | |
Tania Cabrera als Girl at Party | |
Colton Shires als Teenage John | |
Viera Andrea Moya als Plymouth PR Worker | |
Heajee Kim als Club Girl | |
Lydia Hannibal als Ellen | |
Shawn Thornton als Crazy Guy | |
Eric Weinstein als Stagehand | |
Danny Smith als Waiter | |
Mike Nikitas als Newscaster | |
Robin Hamilton als Female Newscaster | |
Mike Henry als Southern Newscaster | |
Johnny Lee Davenport als Husband | |
Chris Everett als Wife | |
Tara Strong als Bellybutton (voice) (uncredited) | |
Ted Danson als Ted Danson (uncredited) | |
Ryan Reynolds als Jared (uncredited) | |
Olivia Jordan als Party Guest (uncredited) | |
Alexandra Creteau als Club Patron (uncredited) | |
Emmalyn Anderson als Concert Attendee (uncredited) | |
John Franchi als Tourist / Pedestrian (uncredited) | |
Ronald Boone als Liberty Mechanic (uncredited) |
Stephen J. Lineweaver | Production Design |
Jason Clark | Producer |
Walter Murphy | Original Music Composer |
Jeff Murrell | Gaffer |
Jeff Freeman | Editor |
Seth MacFarlane | Story |
E. David Cosier | Art Direction |
Kyra Friedman Curcio | Set Decoration |
Seth MacFarlane | Producer |
Michael Barrett | Director of Photography |
Seth MacFarlane | Director |
John Jacobs | Producer |
Seth MacFarlane | Screenplay |
Debra McGuire | Costume Design |
Alec Sulkin | Screenplay |
Sheila Jaffe | Casting |
Wellesley Wild | Screenplay |
Avner Engel | Animation |
Jimmy Almeida | Animation |
Nicholas Tripodi | Animation |
Louis Jones | Animation |
Jill Brown | Stunts |
Bryce Burke | Stunts |
Sean Graham | Stunts |
Christopher Mullins | Animation |
Shane Hall | Animation |
Nathan Ross | Animation |
Eddie Braun | Stunts |
Steve Budd | Animation |
Victoria Livingstone | Animation |
Christel Pougeoise | Animation |
Johnny Turco | Animation |
Shaun Freeman | Animation |
David Good | Animation |
Kristopher Medina | Stunts |
Daniel Fotheringham | Animation |
Tom Gibbons | Animation |
Andy Hass | Animation |
Crystal Dalman | Stunts |
Ian Mclaughlin | Stunts |
Aaron Clement | Animation |
Jess Morris | Animation |
Amita Sahgal | Animation |
Larry White | Animation |
Brian Mendenhall | Animation |
Eddie Yansick | Stunts |
Jonathan Lyons | Animation |
Danny Southard | Animation |
Phil Culotta | Stunts |
Bill Young | Stunts |
Kevin Scott | Stunts |
Andrea Castagnoli | Animation |
Trevor Hunter | Animation |
Loïc Miermont | Animation |
William R. Wright | Animation |
Daniel Leavitt | Stunts |
Neil Kennedy | Animation |
Heath Pagram | Animation |
Mark Powers | Animation |
Mickey Giacomazzi | Stunts |
Scott Slater | Animation |
Dana Reed | Stunts |
Scott Rogers | Stunt Coordinator |
Brandon Sebek | Stunts |
Spike Silver | Stunts |
Aaron Clement | Animation |
Ben Forster | Animation |
Miles Southan | Animation |
Paul Marini | Stunts |
Ryan Bradley | Animation |
Jon Mone | Executive Producer |
Moira Marquis | Music Editor |
Murray Adler | Music Supervisor |
Gregory W. Smith | Steadicam Operator |
Stan Jones | Music Editor |
Jaimie Trueblood | Still Photographer |
Claire Folger | Still Photographer |
Todd Sheidenberger | Orchestrator |
Regis Harrington | Stunts |
Curt Schulkey | Dialogue Editor |
Vanessa Lapato | Dialogue Editor |
Ralph Osborn | Dialogue Editor |
Anthony 'Ace' Thomas | Choreographer |
Q Fortier | Systems Administrators & Support |
Tom Williams | Sound Mixer |
Blair Clark | Visual Effects Supervisor |
Scott Stuber | Producer |
Mark Kamine | Unit Production Manager |
Eric Heffron | First Assistant Director |
Mark Kamine | Co-Producer |
Eric Heffron | Co-Producer |
Chris Carnes | Set Decoration |
Jill Brown | Stunt Double |
Luci Romberg | Stunts |
Richard Oswald | Second Assistant Director |
Scott Rogers | Second Unit Director |
Bryan Felty | Set Designer |
Timothy Lewis | Set Dresser |
John Pungitore | Set Dresser |
Timothy Rowcroft | Set Dresser |
Kenneth Sayers | Set Dresser |
Cleo Wang | Set Dresser |
Johnny Villanueva | Hair Department Head |
Ann Masterson | Makeup Department Head |
Tracey Levy | Makeup Artist |
Cheryl Daniels | Key Hair Stylist |
Bruce Barris | Sound Effects Editor |
Anna Behlmer | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
Michael Dressel | Foley Editor |
Jimmy Duyon | Sound Mixer |
Pamela Kahn | Foley Artist |
Elliott Koretz | Sound Supervisor |
Elliott Koretz | Sound Designer |
Mike Marino | Foley Mixer |
Dean Minnerly | Foley Artist |
Eric A. Norris | Sound Effects Editor |
Terry Porter | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
Brittany Burke | Casting Associate |