 | Mike Myers als Guru Pitka |
 | Jessica Alba als Jane Bullard |
 | Justin Timberlake als Jacques "Le Coq" Grandé |
 | Romany Malco als Darren Roanoke |
 | Meagan Good als Prudence |
 | John Oliver als Dick Pants |
 | Verne Troyer als Coach Punch Cherkov |
 | Manu Narayan als Rajneesh |
 | Stephen Colbert als Jay Kell |
 | Jim Gaffigan als Trent Lueders |
 | Ben Kingsley als Guru Tugginmypuddha |
 | Omid Djalili als Guru Satchabigknoba |
 | Deepak Chopra als Himself |
 | Jessica Simpson als Herself |
 | Kanye West als Himself |
 | Trevor Heins als Young Pitka |
 | Samantha Bee als Cinnabon Cashier |
 | Boyd Banks als EMT |
 | Rob Huebel als Frat Guy |
 | Daniel Tosh als Bar Patron |
 | Rob Blake als Himself |
 | Telma Hopkins als Lillian Roanoke |
| Rob Gfroerer als Sickly Nerd |
 | Liana Mendoza als Dancer |
| Robert Cohen als Nerd |
 | Linda Kash als Female Reporter |
| Bob Bainborough als Assistant Coach |
 | Gotham Chopra als Deepak Early 20's |
 | Suresh John als Indian Man |
| Jaan Padda als Young Deepak |
 | Seán Cullen als Referee |
 | Matt Baram als EMT |
| Garry Robbins als Biker |
| Peter Schoelier als Uncle Jack |
| Ben Gans als Goal Post Judge |
| Alexia Filippeos als 11-Year-Old Girl |
| Taylor Flood als 11-Year-Old Girl |
| Shakti Kupil als Sanjay |
 | Graham Gordy als DJ |
| Jahlani Bishop als Children's Church Choir |
| Jahmal Daniel als Children's Church Choir |
| Helen Semmunigus als Children's Church Choir |
| Donna Ellis als Children's Church Choir |
| Jazmine Jeffrey als Children's Church Choir |
| Danielle Johnson als Children's Church Choir |
| Carlisa Lewis als Children's Church Choir |
| Elyssa Marshall als Children's Church Choir |
| Jamila Mason als Children's Church Choir |
| Nathaniel Robinson als Children's Church Choir |
| Adisa Liburd als Children's Church Choir |
| Daniel Skeete als Children's Church Choir |
| Tierra McRae-Spence als Children's Church Choir |
| Kadesha Webb als Children's Church Choir |
| Clarice Gillard als Children's Church Choir |
| Raemiah Dorrington als Children's Church Choir |
| Zoia Davis als Children's Church Choir |
| Ashton Williams als Children's Church Choir |
| Tyra Jones-Hurst als Children's Church Choir |
| Knikole Frans als Children's Church Choir |
| Sabrina Morris als Children's Church Choir |
| Nadine Muir als Children's Church Choir |
| Alpha Kayondo als Children's Church Choir |
| Tracey Soman als Children's Church Choir |
| Larissa Abrams-Ogg als Children's Church Choir |
| Zachary Jones-Hurst als Children's Church Choir |
 | Krystal Kiran als Group Dancer |
| Uppekha Jain als Group Dancer |
 | Dani Jazzar als Group Dancer |
| Frank Bishun als Group Dancer |
| Karun Pathak als Group Dancer |
 | Sachin Bhatt als Group Dancer |
| Prosenjit Kundu als Group Dancer |
| Robert Halley als Group Dancer |
| Sharat Chawla als Group Dancer |
| Namita Kapoor als Group Dancer |
| Shereen Ladha als Group Dancer |
| Nazneen Irani als Group Dancer |
| Hetal Patel als Group Dancer |
| Sharona D'Ornellas als Group Dancer |
| Michelle Marshall als Oprah Winfrey (voice) |
 | Mariska Hargitay als Herself (uncredited) |
 | Val Kilmer als Himself (uncredited) |
| Madhumita Sen als Group Dancer |
| Graham Gordy | Screenplay |
| Peter Deming | Director of Photography |
| Mike Myers | Screenplay |
| Mike Myers | Producer |
| Gary Barber | Executive Producer |
| Lee Haxall | Editor |
| Michael De Luca | Producer |
| Marco Schnabel | Director |
| Roger Birnbaum | Executive Producer |
| John Houlihan | Music Supervisor |
| Charles Wood | Production Design |
| Billy Weber | Editor |
| Karen Patch | Costume Design |
| Gregory Perler | Editor |
| George S. Clinton | Original Music Composer |
| Gordon Sim | Set Decoration |
| Kathleen Chopin | Casting |
| David D. Johnson | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Donald J. Lee Jr. | Executive Producer |
| Donald J. Lee Jr. | Unit Production Manager |
| Jeff J.J. Authors | First Assistant Director |
| Penny Charter | Second Assistant Director |
| Jamie Jones | Stunt Coordinator |
| Doug Coleman | Stunt Coordinator |
| Josh Bratman | Co-Producer |
| Graham Gordy | Associate Producer |
| Sean Gannet | Associate Producer |
| Ramona Diaz Sanchez | Production Supervisor |
| Dennis Davenport | Supervising Art Director |
| David G. Fremlin | Art Direction |
| Gerard Sava | Steadicam Operator |
| Roger Finlay | "B" Camera Operator |
| Mark Willis | "A" Camera Operator |
| Ciarán Copelin | First Assistant "A" Camera |
| John Harper | First Assistant "B" Camera |
| Ari Magder | Second Assistant "B" Camera |
| Samantha Armstrong | Script Supervisor |
| Markus Wade | Boom Operator |
| Bruce Carwardine | Sound Mixer |
| Gavin Coford | Boom Operator |
| Brendan Bresnahan | Video Assist Operator |
| Richard B. Molina | First Assistant Editor |
| Stuart Macphee | Post Production Supervisor |
| Michael Galbraith | Chief Lighting Technician |
| Howard Galbraith | Assistant Chief Lighting Technician |
| Eugene McCarthy | Property Master |
| Tory Bellingham | Property Master |
| Ann-Marie Ferney-Tellez | Property Buyer |
| Rob Sanderson | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Fred Kamping | Location Manager |
| Mark McFadden | Assistant Location Manager |
| Leah Katznelson | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Pauline Chung | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Maria Belperio | Seamstress |
| Ve Neill | Makeup Designer |
| Christine Hart | Key Makeup Artist |
| Tricia Sawyer | Makeup Artist |
| Chris Pizzarelli | Makeup Artist |
| Burton J. LeBlanc | Makeup Artist |
| Patricia Medina | Key Hair Stylist |
| Jennifer Bower O'Halloran | Hairstylist |
| Robert Ramos | Hairstylist |
| Teresa Buccione | Hairstylist |
| Marguerite Pomerhn Derricks | Choreographer |
| Robin D. Cook | Casting |
| Julie Schubert | Casting Associate |
| Dusty Reeves | Art Department Coordinator |
| Marie-Claude Harnois | Production Coordinator |
| Lisa Perone | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Tyler Delben | Third Assistant Director |
| Ramona Diaz Sanchez | Production Accountant |
| Sheryl Main | Unit Publicist |
| George Kraychyk | Still Photographer |
| Diane Pitblado | Dialect Coach |
| Tim Chau | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Gregory H. Watkins | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Tim LeBlanc | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Tim Chau | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Tim Chau | Sound Designer |
| David Bach | ADR Supervisor |
| Sean Garnhart | Sound Editor |
| Nils C. Jensen | Sound Effects Editor |
| Scott A. Jennings | Sound Effects Editor |
| Walter Spencer | Dialogue Editor |
| Bob Beher | Foley Supervisor |
| Clayton Weber | First Assistant Sound Editor |
| Robin Harlan | Foley Artist |
| Sarah Monat | Foley Artist |
| Randy Singer | Foley Mixer |
| Chris Farrow | Post Production Coordinator |
| Mike Flicker | Music Editor |
| Jamie Lowry | Music Editor |
| Matt Friedman | Music Editor |
| Mick Gormaley | Music Editor |
| Tucker Doherty | Set Designer |
| Gabriel Hardman | Storyboard Artist |
| Joel Venti | Storyboard Artist |
| Sanford Kong | Concept Artist |
| Jon Hunter | Graphic Designer |
| Joe Curtin | Construction Coordinator |
| Erin Leslie | Scenic Artist |
| Dave Staples | Transportation Coordinator |
| Robert L. Davis | Transportation Captain |
| Paul Hughen | Second Unit Director of Photography |
| Allan Magled | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Michael Kowalski | Visual Effects Producer |
| Scott Gregory | Digital Colorist |
| Esther Lee | Digital Intermediate Producer |
| Everette Webber | Digital Intermediate Editor |
| Doug Coleman | Second Unit Director |
