 | Gregg Turkington als Host (as Neil Hamburger) |
 | Corbin Bernsen als Self |
 | Ben Solenberger als Ben |
 | Jayne Trcka als Linda |
| Jon Mugar | Assistant Director |
| Jonathan Krisel | Writer |
| Jon Mugar | Producer |
| Jeffrey Waldron | Gaffer |
| Russell White | Sound |
| Matt Scottoline | Production Assistant |
| Gregg Turkington | Executive Producer |
| Gregg Turkington | Writer |
| Eric Wareheim | Writer |
| Jason Pardo | Production Coordinator |
| Bill Benz | Production Assistant |
| John Guleserian | Director of Photography |
| Rosie Sanders | Production Designer |
| Daniel Gray Longino | Digital Imaging Technician |
| Daniel Haworth | Editor |
| Jamie Mercer | Script Supervisor |
| Tim Heidecker | Writer |
| Doug Lussenhop | Writer |
| Clark Reinking | Associate Producer |
| Ben Berman | Camera Operator |
| Tak Boroyan | Graphic Designer |
| Ben Berman | Editor |
| Hillary Olsen | Wardrobe Supervisor |
| Daniel Gray Longino | Assistant Editor |
| Jamie Mercer | Executive Producer's Assistant |
| Jonathan Krisel | Editor |
| Dave Kneebone | Supervising Producer |
| Tim Heidecker | Executive Producer |
| Doug Lussenhop | Editor |
| Miguel Bunster | Camera Operator |
| Tim Heidecker | Director |
| Mike Tarango | Technical Supervisor |
| Kathryn Crawford | Production Assistant |
| Carl Fieler | Production Assistant |
| Eric Wareheim | Executive Producer |
| Eric Wareheim | Director |
| April Abarrondo | Assistant Camera |
| J.B. Popplewell | Art Direction |
| Jon Mugar | Writer |
| Casey Goode | Camera Operator |
| Michael Giambra | Production Assistant |
| Clark Baker | Associate Producer |
| Jon Krisel | Director |
