 | Justin Long als Wallace Bryton |
 | Michael Parks als Howard Howe |
 | Génesis Rodríguez als Allison |
 | Haley Joel Osment als Teddy |
 | Ralph Garman als Frank Garmin |
 | Johnny Depp als Guy Lapointe |
 | Harley Quinn Smith als Colleen McKenzie / Girl Clerk #1 |
 | Lily-Rose Depp als Colleen Collette / Girl Clerk #2 |
 | Matthew Shively als Young Howard Howe |
 | Jennifer Schwalbach Smith als Gimli Slider Waitress |
 | Harley Morenstein als Border Agent |
| Douglas Banks als Kill Bill Kid |
| Zak Knutson als Ernest Hemingway |
 | Ashley Greene als Convenient Store Customer |
| Kevin Smith | Director |
| Kevin Smith | Writer |
| Jordan Monsanto | Associate Producer |
| Jennifer Schwalbach Smith | Executive Producer |
| Sam Englebardt | Producer |
| David S. Greathouse | Producer |
| William D. Johnson | Producer |
| Shannon McIntosh | Producer |
| Nate Bolotin | Executive Producer |
| Nick Spicer | Executive Producer |
| Jason Mewes | Associate Producer |
| Chris Parkinson | Associate Producer |
| Christopher Drake | Original Music Composer |
| James Laxton | Director of Photography |
| Kevin Smith | Editor |
| John D. Kretschmer | Production Design |
| Michael Barton | Art Direction |
| Alan Tuskes | Makeup Effects |
| Christopher Drake | Music |
| Luci Wilson | Set Decoration |
| Maya Lieberman | Costume Design |
| Wendy Bell | Makeup Department Head |
| David Greathouse | Special Effects Makeup Artist |
| Heather Hawkins | Assistant Hairstylist |
| Heather Richardson | Hair Department Head |
| Andrew Blau | Production Supervisor |
| Jenny Hinkey | Unit Production Manager |
| Alisa Fredericks | First Assistant Director |
| Clint Buckner | Second Assistant Director |
| Neal Gray | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Michelle Schrauwers | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Jeremy Conner | Stunts |
| Kevin Morgan | Stunts |
| Cal Johnson | Stunt Coordinator |
| Dino Muccio | Stunt Coordinator |
| Dan Clark | Script Supervisor |
| John F. Teeple | Driver |
| John Navarro Jr. | Driver |
| Randy Byers | Location Scout |
| F. Curtis Gaston | Assistant Location Manager |
| Jason Allen King | Location Manager |
| Dieter H. Wagner | Location Production Assistant |
| Christopher 'Kit' Marlowe | Loader |
| Monica Barrios-Smith | Assistant Camera |
| Stephen Andrew Cook | First Assistant "B" Camera |
| Conor Daily | Grip |
| Philip Dann | Dolly Grip |
| Zak Ettlinger | Electrician |
| Kahlil Fadel | Lighting Technician |
| Zsolt P. Haraszti | Second Assistant "A" Camera |
| Mark Fellman | Additional Still Photographer |
| Jessica Hoffman | Grip |
| Dan Lewis | Chief Lighting Technician |
| Nicole Lobell | Camera Operator |
| Todd Luckey | Lighting Technician |
| Ryan 'Sparks' Lynch | Best Boy Electric |
| Jamie A. Marlowe | First Assistant Camera |
| Mark C. McManus | Video Assist Operator |
| Alan Newcomb | First Assistant "A" Camera |
| Jarrod Oswald | First Assistant "A" Camera |
| Michael Otis Ropert | Camera Operator |
| Anthony Schrader | Key Grip |
| Casey Slade | Grip |
| Kent Smith | Still Photographer |
| Steve A. Stephenson | Best Boy Grip |
| Bob Williams | Dolly Grip |
| Tona B. Dahlquist | Extras Casting |
| T. Ryan Hill | Extras Casting Assistant |
| Bo Webb | "A" Camera Operator |
| Joel Dougherty | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Candace Kualii | Set Costumer |
| Ben Brenner | Set Dresser |
| Robert Lee Church | Set Dresser |
| Lindsay Glick | Set Dresser |
| Billyjack Jory | Set Dresser |
| Joshua Aaron Johnson | Sound Editor |
| Peter D. Lago | Sound Effects Editor |
| Otis Van Osten | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Michael R. Currie | VFX Artist |
| Matt Fann | Boom Operator |
| Larry Long | Sound Mixer |
| D.J. Hall | Transportation Coordinator |
| Tiffany Apple Keenan | Graphic Designer |
| Peter Battistelli | Construction Coordinator |
| Ralph Woollaston | Construction Foreman |
| Kelly Rubottom | Property Master |
| Daniel Kresco | Scoring Mixer |
| Darleen Stoker | Dialogue Editor |
| Gloria D'Alessandro | Dialogue Editor |
| Aran Tanchum | Foley Editor |
| John Joseph Thomas | Sound Effects Editor |
| Otis Van Osten | Sound Effects Editor |
| Alex Ullrich | Foley Artist |
| Ellen Heuer | Foley Artist |
| Stacey Michaels | Foley Mixer |
| Corinne Bogdanowicz | Digital Intermediate Colorist |
| Derek Eby | Digital Intermediate Producer |
