 | Keanu Reeves als Ted Logan |
 | Alex Winter als Bill S. Preston |
 | Kristen Schaal als Kelly |
 | Samara Weaving als Thea Preston |
 | Brigette Lundy-Paine als Billie Logan |
 | William Sadler als Death |
 | Anthony Carrigan als Dennis Caleb McCoy |
 | Erinn Hayes als Princess Elizabeth |
 | Jayma Mays als Princess Joanna |
 | Hal Landon Jr. als Chief Logan |
 | Beck Bennett als Deacon Logan |
 | Kid Cudi als Kid Cudi |
 | Amy Stoch als Missy |
 | Holland Taylor als The Great Leader |
 | Jillian Bell als Dr. Taylor Wood |
 | Dave Grohl als Dave Grohl |
 | DazMann Still als Jimi Hendrix |
 | Jeremiah Craft als Louis Armstrong |
 | Sharon Gee als Ling Lun |
 | Patty Anne Miller als Grom |
 | George Carlin als Rufus Hologram (archive footage) |
 | Piotr Michael als Rufus (voice) |
| Shoshana Bean als First Noble |
| Sharon K. London als Second Noble |
 | Al Vicente als Lead Scientist |
 | Jared Bankens als Jesus / Young Ted |
 | Ed Solomon als Stupid Demon |
| Chris Matheson als Ugly Demon |
| Kelly Carlin-McCall als Head Technician |
| Mickey Gooch Jr. als Clete |
 | Billy Slaughter als Young Bill |
| Reece Loustalot als Babe Ruth |
| William E. Harris als George Washington |
| Kimberly Stockton als Queen Elizabeth |
 | Christian Scott als Noble |
| Bridget Andrews als Cleopatra |
| Artis Burney als Buddha |
| Gretchen Byers als Renaissance Lady |
| Georgia Cohran als Harriet Tubman |
| David Calloway als Roman Soldier |
| John Devilman als Roman Soldier |
| Bailie Duzaut als Female Celt |
| Andrea Garcia als Gypsy |
| Gabriel Derrick als Gypsy |
| Maddison Nicolosi als Gypsy |
| Kallie Glidewell als Flapper |
| Xavier Leblanc als Pharaoh |
| Joseph Martin als Elizabethan Nobleman |
| Kharismisa Morris als Josephine Baker |
 | Ned Yousef als Gandhi |
| Eliana Ruiz als Indira Gandhi |
| Tommie Wong als Kubla Khan |
| Lindy Ariff als Amelia Earhart |
| Diana Barnes als Frida |
| Alberto Corrales als Spanish Count |
| Scott Gelpi als Native Chief |
| Andrian Harabaru als Cellist |
| Dylan Langlois als Rifleman |
| Nick Garrison als Hendrix Band Member |
| Jeff Pagano als Noelle Redding |
| Dijon Lodree als Caveman |
| Jeremy Thomas als Caveman |
| Alexis Long als Cavewoman |
| Suzy Cole als Scientist |
| Alex Halpern als Scientist |
| Kierra Luv als Scientist |
 | Bill Prady als Scientist |
 | Nicolas Bosc als Caveman (uncredited) |
 | Daniel Dorr als Mozart (uncredited) |
 | Gregory Hobson als Tough Prisoner (uncredited) |
 | 'Weird Al' Yankovic als Guy Playing Accordion (uncredited) |
| William Buster Benefield als Wedding Guest (uncredited) |
| Michael Biss als Umpire (uncredited) |
| Maydelle Clarice als Renaissance Dancer (uncredited) |
 | Guillermo Rodriguez als Guy in Shower (uncredited) |
| Matt Gorman als Fan Playing Air Guitar (uncredited) |
 | John Morzen als Man in Lounge (Uncredited) |
 | Julia Holt als Tambourine Player (uncredited) |
| Dean Parisot | Director |
| Ed Solomon | Screenplay |
| Chris Matheson | Screenplay |
| Scott Kroopf | Producer |
| Don Zimmerman | Editor |
| Patrick W. Dugan | Executive Producer |
| Steven Soderbergh | Executive Producer |
| Keanu Reeves | Executive Producer |
| Jennifer Starzyk | Costume Designer |
| Shelly Johnson | Director of Photography |
| Chris Matheson | Executive Producer |
| Steve Ponce | Producer |
| Melanie Jones | Production Design |
| David Haring | Producer |
| Kevin Yagher | Makeup Effects |
| Alex Winter | Executive Producer |
| Jonathan Leahy | Music Supervisor |
| Alex Lebovici | Producer |
| Ed Solomon | Producer |
| Peter Steffan | VFX Artist |
| Eric Mancha | VFX Artist |
| Travis Locke | Stunt Double |
| Leslie Sungail | Costume Supervisor |
| David Hillary | Co-Producer |
| Ray Bouderau | Executive Producer |
| Courtney Chenn | Executive Producer |
| Scott H. Cohen | Co-Executive Producer |
| Scott Fischer | Executive Producer |
| Elliot Grainge | Co-Producer |
| Grant Guthrie | Executive Producer |
| Brent Guttman | Co-Executive Producer |
| David Hillary | Associate Producer |
| Waylen Lin | Co-Executive Producer |
| Jacqueline Mahan | Co-Executive Producer |
| Christian Mercuri | Executive Producer |
| Bella Pace | Co-Executive Producer |
| R. Scott Reid | Co-Executive Producer |
| Marcus L. Rogers | Co-Executive Producer |
| John Ryan Jr. | Executive Producer |
| William Sadler | Executive Producer |
| John Santilli | Executive Producer |
| Michael J. Urann | Associate Producer |
| Jeanette Volturno | Line Producer |
| Ashley Waldron | Co-Producer |
| Stephanie Weier | Co-Executive Producer |
| Mark Isham | Original Music Composer |
| Nicole Abellara Hallman | Casting |
| Jeanne McCarthy | Casting |
| Leslie Woo | Casting |
| Zak Faust | Art Direction |
| Selina van den Brink | Set Decoration |
| Jennifer Starzyk | Costume Design |
| Bianca Appice | Makeup Artist |
| Jeri Baker | Hairstylist |
| Budd Bird | Key Hair Stylist |
| Everett Brannon | Makeup Artist |
| Bill Corso | Makeup Department Head |
| Bill Corso | Makeup Designer |
| Lainey Dalton | Makeup Department Head |
| Bailey Domke | Makeup Artist |
| Bailey Domke | Prosthetic Makeup Artist |
| Thomas Floutz | Painter |
| Ulla Gaudin | Hairstylist |
| Jordan Renee Graye | Hairstylist |
| Lee Gren | Tattoo Designer |
| Ursula Hawks | Hairstylist |
| Courtney Jarrell | Makeup Artist |
| Stephen M. Kelley | Makeup Artist |
| Erin Killelea-Moreau | Hairstylist |
| Carol Koch | Sculptor |
| Courtney Lether | Makeup Artist |
| Dennis Liddiard | Key Makeup Artist |
| Annabelle MacNeal | Makeup Artist |
| Randi Mavestrand | Makeup Department Head |
| Lana Mora | Makeup Artist |
| Michelle Nyree | Makeup Artist |
| Donna Spahn | Hair Department Head |
| Donna Spahn | Hair Designer |
| Linda Stamm | Hairstylist |
| Emily Tatum | Makeup Artist |
| Chris Yagher | Special Effects Makeup Artist |
| Jeff Yagher | Sculptor |
| Kevin Yagher | Makeup Effects Designer |
| Jose Zamora | Hair Department Head |
| Laura Altmann | Production Supervisor |
| Aaron Collins | Production Supervisor |
| David Hillary | Line Producer |
| David Hillary | Unit Production Manager |
| Aaron Barsky | Second Unit First Assistant Director |
| Graham Geraghty | Second Second Assistant Director |
| James Madigan | Second Unit Director |
| Alexander Salazar | Additional Second Assistant Director |
| David Sardi | First Assistant Director |
| Jonathan M. Warren | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Eric Scott Williamson | Second Unit |
| Travis C. Acosta | Set Dresser |
| Genevieve Bamburg | Painter |
| Johnny Barksdale | Propmaker |
| Dana Beahler | Sculptor |
| Kenneth Bellmyer | Painter |
| Giovanni Bijou | Carpenter |
| William Boyle | Painter |
| Alfonso Bradley | Set Dresser |
| Brande Brown | Painter |
| Dedric Cain | Set Dresser |
| Erik Carpenter | Sculptor |
| Jason Chaffin | Sculptor |
| Daniel Coe | Construction Coordinator |
| Iggie Colomer | Set Dresser |
| Justin Bruce Trevor Comiskey | Propmaker |
| Michael Dares | Leadman |
| Shannon de Vergnette | Assistant Art Director |
| David Dionne | 3D Artist |
| Tim Dodge | Set Dresser |
| Richard Dorrity | Propmaker |
| Lucien Fernandez | Props |
| Jason Fraude | Greensman |
| Ricardo Don Fredricks | Painter |
| Jeremy Grannan | Set Dresser |
| Shaynna Gueno | Painter |
| Joseph Guerriero | Sculptor |
| John Guillory | Sculptor |
| Luke Hammond | Propmaker |
| Allison Hilder | Props |
| Erik Jon Holmberg | Propmaker |
| Edward Johnson | Propmaker |
| Charlotte Jones | Set Decorating Coordinator |
| Adie Kaplan | Set Designer |
| Sherman Kew | Storyboard Artist |
| Daniel Kirschner | Sculptor |
| Ian Mayronne | Greensman |
| Kip Morse | Propmaker |
| Christopher Nicaud | Propmaker |
| Jorin Ostroska | Property Master |
| Nicole Joubert Pazos | Art Department Coordinator |
| Todd Pecoul | Set Dresser |
| Ellis Powell | Set Dresser |
| Mauricio Ruiz | Concept Artist |
| David Sessum | Propmaker |
| Floyd Shepard | Set Dresser |
| Joe Skinner | Props |
| Clayton Stephens | Sculptor |
| Jessica Taylor | Set Decoration Buyer |
| Karl Tear | Art Department Assistant |
| Susan Thompson | Painter |
| Philip Toolin | Set Designer |
| David Warburton | Assistant Property Master |
| David O. Whatley | Sculptor |
| Jeremy Williams | Set Dresser |
| Paige Winburne | Art Department Coordinator |
| Evan Yarbrough | Storyboard Artist |
| Deb Adair | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Angela Ang | Dialogue Editor |
| Matthew Armstrong | Utility Sound |
| Bradford Bell | Sound Mix Technician |
| Goeun Lee Everett | Sound Effects Editor |
| Ryan Farris | Boom Operator |
| Cameron Frankley | Sound Supervisor |
| Cameron Frankley | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Catherine Harper | Foley Artist |
| Jon Michaels | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Chris Navarro | ADR Mixer |
| Steve Neal | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| John Sanacore | Foley Mixer |
| Randy Singer | Foley Mixer |
| Greg ten Bosch | Sound Effects Editor |
| Donovan Thibodeaux | Utility Sound |
| Chris Welcker | Production Sound Mixer |
| Robert Benavidez | Special Effects |
| Dennis Bodenheimer | Special Effects Technician |
| Erdwin J. Clausen Jr. | Special Effects Technician |
| Troy Collins Jr. | Special Effects |
| Ernesto Cornejo | Sculptor |
| Donnie Dean | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Santanna Dean | Special Effects Technician |
| Emily Dorosky | Painter |
| Elias Duhe Jr. | Special Effects Technician |
| Molly Federline | Special Effects Technician |
| Paul Ferretti | Special Effects |
| Ben Goldberg | Special Effects Technician |
| Maggie Anne Goll | Special Effects |
| Gordon Gross | Special Effects Technician |
| Garrett Hernandez | Special Effects Technician |
| Kurt Hilthon | Special Effects Technician |
| Justin B. Johnson | Special Effects Technician |
| Ashley Kopanski | Special Effects Technician |
| Matt Kutcher | Special Effects Supervisor |
| Matthew James Kutcher | Special Effects |
| Keith Lore | Special Effects Technician |
| Chuck Lucia | Special Effects Technician |
| Michael May | Special Effects Technician |
| Justin Kane Miller | Special Effects Technician |
| Jeff Moshell | Special Effects Technician |
| Miyo Nakamura | Sculptor |
| RIP Odebralski | Special Effects Technician |
| Tim Phoenix | Special Effects |
| William Robinson | Special Effects Technician |
| Steve Wang | Supervising Art Director |
| Taylor Weigel | Special Effects Technician |
| Nicholas Winstead | Sculptor |
| Mathieu Archambault | VFX Artist |
| Rodrigo Armendariz | VFX Artist |
| Kenneth Armstrong | Digital Compositor |
| Yann Austin | VFX Artist |
| Thomas Bacanu | VFX Artist |
| Charles Baden | Visual Effects Compositor |
| William Banti | VFX Artist |
| Geoffrey Basquin | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Tania Beaulieu | VFX Artist |
| Florence Bichon | VFX Artist |
| Alexandre Boesch-Brassens | VFX Artist |
| Samuel Boisvert | VFX Artist |
| Olivier Bolduc | VFX Artist |
| Vincent Boucher-Cormier | VFX Artist |
| Reine Bourgault | VFX Artist |
| Frederic Breault | CG Supervisor |
| Chad Buehler | Digital Compositor |
| Pierre Buffin | Executive Visual Effects Producer |
| Michael Callahan | Digital Compositor |
| Matt Cashman | Systems Administrators & Support |
| Joseph Charette | VFX Artist |
| Deanna Chittum | Digital Compositor |
| Isabelle Clermont | VFX Editor |
| Antoine Cosset | Visual Effects Producer |
| Ryan Coster | VFX Artist |
| Evelyne Coté | VFX Artist |
| Francois Cote-Paquet | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Glenn Curry | VFX Artist |
| Jean-Louis Darville | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Paris Edlyn Deesing | Visual Effects Coordinator |
| Eric Desaulniers | VFX Artist |
| Valérie Dessureault | VFX Artist |
| Kenny DiGiordano | Pre-Visualization Supervisor |
| David Dionne | VFX Artist |
| Mario Donio | VFX Artist |
| Francis Drolet | VFX Artist |
| Florian Dubois | VFX Artist |
| Maxime Ducharme | VFX Artist |
| Zhavier Dumont | VFX Artist |
| Chris Ferriter | Executive Visual Effects Producer |
| Vincent Forand | VFX Artist |
| Giovani Francis | Visual Effects Coordinator |
| Sébastien Gagné | VFX Artist |
| Bradley Gaines | Visual Effects Compositor |
| Marion Gasqui | VFX Editor |
| Bryan Godwin | VFX Artist |
| Edward Grad | Matte Painter |
| Katie Grenier | VFX Artist |
| Florian Heilig | VFX Artist |
| Ciprian Iorga | VFX Artist |
| Eric Jacobo | Visual Effects Coordinator |
| Noémie Jacques | Visual Effects Coordinator |
| Karin Joy | Executive Visual Effects Producer |
| Luc Julien | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Eren Karabulut | Visual Effects |
| Walker Kennedy | CG Artist |
| Thomas Lagana | VFX Artist |
| Arthur Leung | VFX Artist |
| Sam Margolius | Executive Visual Effects Producer |
| Partipilo Massimo | VFX Artist |
| Keegan McDougall | VFX Artist |
| Alexandre Meneux | VFX Artist |
| Gabriel Monette | VFX Artist |
| Cynthia Mourou | Visual Effects Producer |
| Yecid Munoz | VFX Artist |
| Ryan E. Murphy | Visual Effects Compositor |
| Nicolas Ndame | VFX Artist |
| Julie Pagé | Visual Effects Coordinator |
| Justine Paynat-Sautivet | Visual Effects Producer |
| Emilie Pelletier | VFX Artist |
| Michael Phan | Digital Compositor |
| Michael Pickering | Digital Compositor |
| Michelle Polacinski | Visual Effects Coordinator |
| Laurence Provost | VFX Artist |
| Justin Rader | VFX Artist |
| Antoine Rouleau | VFX Artist |
| Jérome Routhier | VFX Artist |
| Lucas Salton | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Eric Sanford | Senior Generalist |
| Hadrien Schlumberger | Digital Compositor |
| Andrew Schwartz | Visual Effects Compositor |
| Peter Sidoriak | Compositing Supervisor |
| Nikola Simeonov | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Joshua John Simon | Pre-Visualization Coordinator |
| Vikramjit Sorensangbam | VFX Artist |
| Mariève St-Laurent | Visual Effects Coordinator |
| Noemie St-Pierre | VFX Artist |
| Nancy St. John | Visual Effects Producer |
| Makana Sylva | Visual Effects Producer |
| Sylvain Thibodeau | VFX Editor |
| Olivier Thériault | VFX Artist |
| Benoit Touchette | Executive Visual Effects Producer |
| François Trudel | VFX Artist |
| Samuel Vachon | VFX Artist |
| Katie Wells | Executive Visual Effects Producer |
| Mingyang Zhao | VFX Artist |
| Ted Barba | Utility Stunts |
| Jeff Brockton | Utility Stunts |
| Joe Dryden | Utility Stunts |
| Andy Dylan | Stunt Coordinator |
| Hayden Ethan Lee | Utility Stunts |
| Mark Miscione | Stunt Double |
| T. Ryan Mooney | Stunt Double |
| Gus Bechtold | Second Assistant Camera |
| Troy Benjamin | Video Assist Operator |
| Zachary Blosser | Additional First Assistant Camera |
| Mike 'Big Mike' Bonnet | Rigging Grip |
| Eliot Brasseaux | Electrician |
| Eliot Brasseaux | Lighting Technician |
| Curt Burlin | Rigging Grip |
| Luke Cauthern | Dolly Grip |
| Chad Chamberlain | "B" Camera Operator |
| Chad Chamberlain | Steadicam Operator |
| Ryan Chamberlain | Grip |
| Joey Chiappellone | Lighting Technician |
| Dylan Coates | Grip |
| Richard F. Creedon | Rigging Grip |
| Brendan Devanie | Loader |
| Larry Dorsey Jr. | Best Boy Electric |
| David Easley | Rigging Grip |
| Joshua Ermon | Grip |
| Taylor Fenno | First Assistant "C" Camera |
| Bradley Floyd | Electrician |
| Jonathan Fontenot | Second Assistant Camera |
| Nathan Fung | Grip |
| Jorge Luis German | Video Assist Operator |
| Andre Green | Rigging Gaffer |
| Dallas Hollomon | Grip |
| Richard T. Hoover | Grip |
| Casey Hotchkiss | "A" Camera Operator |
| Casey Hotchkiss | Camera Operator |
| Nathan Hughes | Grip |
| Joe Iverson | Gaffer |
| Ryosuke Kawanaka | First Assistant "B" Camera |
| James Langdon | Electrician |
| Adam Lipscomb | Camera Loader |
| Patrick Loungway | Second Unit Director of Photography |
| Kevin Luster | Grip |
| Bradley Martin | Best Boy Electric |
| Michael Martino | Additional First Assistant Camera |
| Thomas McGovern | Electrician |
| Michael McLaughlin | Gaffer |
| Greg Morris | Additional Camera |
| Max Patrucco | Key Rigging Grip |
| Patti Perret | Still Photographer |
| Brad Peterman | First Assistant "A" Camera |
| Eric Ritter | Grip |
| Jimi Ryan | Key Grip |
| Rigney Sackley | Second Assistant Camera |
| Robert Stenger | Additional Camera |
| Joe Sökmen | Dolly Grip |
| Tedd Underwood | Lighting Technician |
| Alex Vucic | Lighting Technician |
| Charles B. Walker | Best Boy Grip |
| Jim Wayer | Grip |
| Zander White | Second Assistant "A" Camera |
| Davaughn Williams II | Grip |
| Dan Wyssmann | Best Boy Grip |
| Mahmoud Elragheb | Animation |
| Brent Caballero | Location Casting |
| Rebecca Wyman | Casting Assistant |
| Allison Agler | Costumer |
| Amy Darden Amos | Seamstress |
| Heidi Bannon | Set Costumer |
| Stacy Brewer | Set Costumer |
| Stacy Brewer | Tailor |
| Chelsea Caldwell | Costume Coordinator |
| Doré Cermak | Costumer |
| Karen Clark | Seamstress |
| Gnatalie Crawford | Set Costumer |
| Caitlin Disney | Costumer |
| Marylou Lim | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Elizabeth Macey | Key Costumer |
| Gayle Merindino | Ager/Dyer |
| Heather Rae Miller | Costumer |
| Reena Ray | Costume Assistant |
| Nicole Schmitt | Costume Assistant |
| Kazli Sullivan | Tailor |
| Valek Sykes | Set Costumer |
| Jordan Anonuevo | Post Production Coordinator |
| Hershel Cohen | Finishing Producer |
| Skip Kimball | Digital Intermediate Colorist |
| Illya Laney | Colorist |
| Richard Sanchez | VFX Editor |
| David Zimmerman | First Assistant Editor |
| Tyler Hohmann | Assistant Location Manager |
| Lisa Latter | Location Manager |
| Preston Trahan | Location Assistant |
| Allison Cantor | Additional Music |
| Jeff Carson | Music Editor |
| Elliot Grainge | Executive Music Producer |
| Jim Harrison | Music Editor |
| Charles Martin Inouye | Music Editor |
| Jason La Rocca | Scoring Mixer |
| Cindy O'Connor | Additional Music |
| Arash Rezaei | Music Arranger |
| Ray Suen | Additional Music |
| Mary Frances Perlander | Script Supervisor |
| Oscar Beguiristain | Transportation Coordinator |
| Gerard Callahan Jr. | Transportation Captain |
| Celina Barnette | Production Coordinator |
| Samir Alem | Set Production Assistant |
| Collier Meyer | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Anne James | Hairstylist |
| James Roque Jr. | Second Assistant Director |
| Eric Roberts | Special Effects Technician |
