 | Stan Lee als Self (archive footage) |
 | Lloyd Kaufman als Professor Felatio |
 | Ari Lehman als Sean Voorhees |
 | Alexxa Vice als Columbia Majors / Nurse Spanks |
 | Lili Thorpe als Linda Myers |
| Lauren Annetts als Cheryl Williams |
| Barrie Benham als Angry Citizen 2 |
| Samantha Benham als Angry Citizen 3 |
| Amber Noir als Kirsty Cotton |
| Gregg Oregland als Chauffeur |
| Mandy Riding als Bound Victim |
| Quinlan Kirk als Angry Citizen 1 |
| Laura Barker als Kitty Page / Nurse Meow |
| Roxxie Sweetheart als Liz Benning |
| Kaylan Jordan-Sen als Victim |
| Erica Oldroyd als Selene Gallio |
| Sharron Machin als Angry Citizen 4 |
| Ian Sen als Dr. Dilf |
| Juno Deluxxe als Pearl Frost |
| Selena Liz als Sarah Griswold |
| Joe Cash als Ash Reed |
| Joe Cash | Director |
| Johnny Ferri | Producer |
| Tony Newton | Producer |
| Joe Cash | Music |
| Joe Cash | Cinematography |
| Joe Cash | Editor |
| Joe Cash | Casting |
| Joe Cash | Art Direction |
| Joe Cash | Set Decoration |
| Kaylan Jordan-Sen | Set Decoration |
| Ian Sen | Set Decoration |
| Ian Sen | Special Effects Makeup Artist |
| Sonny Woodall | Makeup Artist |
| Joe Cash | Props |
| Christopher Hopkins | Props |
| Joe Cash | Sound |
| Joe Cash | Special Effects |
| Ian Sen | Special Effects Key Makeup Artist |
| Mark Wickipea | Pyrotechnician |
| Joseph Langfield | Visual Effects |
| Joe Cash | Stunt Coordinator |
| Gregg Oregland | Stunt Driver |
| Joe Cash | Wardrobe Coordinator |
| Lisa Gillibrand | Wardrobe Coordinator |
| Kit Wong | Wardrobe Coordinator |
| Joe Cash | Location Manager |
| Sam T. Bone | Musician |
| Dan Brown | Musician |
| Dan Eland | Musician |
| Rich Gale | Musician |
| Ben Gladstone | Musician |
| Born Twice | Musician |
| Gregg Oregland | Picture Car Coordinator |
| Hq Airsoft | Thanks |
| Airsoft Direct | Thanks |
| Phreak Toys | Thanks |
| Joe Cash | Writer |
| Joe Cash | Producer |
| Joe Cash | Casting Director |
| Joe Cash | Location Casting |
