 | Adam Sandler als Charles "Chuck" Levine |
 | Kevin James als Lawrence "Larry" Valentine |
 | Jessica Biel als Alex McDonough |
 | Dan Aykroyd als Captain Phineas J. Tucker |
 | Ving Rhames als Fred G. Duncan |
 | Steve Buscemi als Clinton Fitzer |
 | Nicholas Turturro als Renaldo Pinera |
 | Allen Covert als Steve |
 | Rachel Dratch als Benefits Supervisor |
 | Nick Swardson als Kevin McDonough |
 | Richard Chamberlain als Councilman Banks |
 | Jamie Chung als Hooters Girl |
 | Becky O'Donohue als Darla |
 | Shelby Adamowsky als Tori Valentine |
 | Jessie O'Donohue als Donna |
 | Chandra West als Doctor Honey |
 | Jackie Sandler als Teacher |
 | Kathleen Doyle als Bernie's Mother |
 | Tila Tequila als Hooters Girl |
| Jina Song als Hooters Girl |
 | Candace Kita als Hooters Girl |
| Lena Yada als Hooters Girl |
 | Richard Kline als Mr. Auerbach |
 | Blake Clark als Crazy Homeless Man |
 | Mary Pat Gleason als Teresa |
 | Matt Winston als Glen Aldrich |
 | Lance Bass als Band Leader |
 | Dave Matthews als Salesman |
 | Dan Patrick als NY Cop |
 | Rob Corddry als Jim the Protestor |
 | Robert Smigel als Mailman |
 | Gary Valentine als Karl Eisendorf |
 | Jonathan Loughran als David Nootzie |
 | Peter Dante als Tony Paroni |
 | Michael Buscemi als Higgy |
 | J.D. Donaruma als J.D. |
| Cole Morgen als Eric Valentine |
 | Brad Grunberg als Bernie |
 | Marc Vann als Protestor |
 | Rob Schneider als Asian Minister |
 | David Spade als Transvestite Groupie |
 | Dennis Dugan als Cab Driver |
| Dennis Dugan | Director |
| Barry Fanaro | Screenplay |
| Alexander Payne | Screenplay |
| Jim Taylor | Screenplay |
| Lew Gallo | treatment |
| Barry Bernardi | Executive Producer |
| Dean Semler | Director of Photography |
| Jeff Gourson | Editor |
| Michael Bostick | Producer |
| James D. Brubaker | Producer |
| Jack Giarraputo | Producer |
| Daryl Kass | Line Producer |
| Amanda Morgan Palmer | Producer |
| Adam Sandler | Producer |
| Tom Shadyac | Producer |
| Roger Mussenden | Casting |
| Alan Au | Art Direction |
| David Swayze | Art Direction |
| Perry Andelin Blake | Production Design |
| Allen Hall | Special Effects |
| Rupert Gregson-Williams | Original Music Composer |
| Lew Gallo | Executive Producer |
| Ryan Kavanaugh | Executive Producer |
| Nick Swardson | Co-Producer |
| Allen Covert | Co-Producer |
| Kevin Grady | Co-Producer |
| Michael Dilbeck | Music Supervisor |
| Brooks Arthur | Music Supervisor |
| Ellen Lutter | Costume Design |
| Daryl Kass | Unit Production Manager |
| Jamie Marshall | First Assistant Director |
| Thomas Coe | Second Assistant Director |
| Doug Coleman | Stunt Coordinator |
| Amanda Morgan Palmer | Associate Producer |
| Nancy Karlin | Script Supervisor |
| Alan Au | Supervising Art Director |
| Gary Fettis | Set Decoration |
| John Collins | Assistant Art Director |
| Robert Fechtman | Assistant Art Director |
| Jann K. Engel | Set Designer |
| Jeff Markwith | Set Designer |
| Patte Strong-Lord | Set Designer |
| Brett Smith | Leadman |
| Dru Homer | Art Department Coordinator |
| Ian Fox | Camera Operator |
| Andrew Rowlands | "A" Camera Operator |
| Andrew Rowlands | Steadicam Operator |
| Richard Merryman | "B" Camera Operator |
| Gary L. Camp | "C" Camera Operator |
| Gary L. Camp | Steadicam Operator |
| Brandon Ponticelle | Camera Loader |
| Tony Rivetti Sr. | First Assistant Camera |
| Fred L. McLane | First Assistant Camera |
| Chad Rivetti | First Assistant Camera |
| Roger Wall | Second Assistant Camera |
| Raul Riveros | Second Assistant Camera |
| Rodney Sandoval | Second Assistant Camera |
| Tim Nagasawa | Second Assistant Camera |
| Thomas Causey | Sound Mixer |
| Anthony Ortiz | Boom Operator |
| Richard Kite | Utility Sound |
| Jason Tamez | Production Coordinator |
| Timothy S. Wiles | Property Master |
| Chuck Askerneese | Assistant Property Master |
| Mike Bertolina | Assistant Property Master |
| Edward J. Protiva | Set Dresser |
| Leslie Warren | Set Dresser |
| P. Scott Bailey | Set Dresser |
| David Ladish | Set Dresser |
| Marcus Epps | Set Dresser |
| Jim Johnson | Set Dresser |
| Antonio Andraus | Set Dresser |
| Jay Smith | Set Dresser |
| Elaine Ramires | Costume Supervisor |
| Mary Iannelli | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Nora Phillips Pedersen | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Valerie Zielonka | Key Set Costumer |
| Thomas Real | Hair Department Head |
| Nancy Tong | Key Hair Stylist |
| Maynard Matthews | Hairstylist |
| Pierce Austin | Hairstylist |
| Ann Pala | Makeup Department Head |
| Kathleen Freeman | Key Makeup Artist |
| Corina C. Duran-Rabichuk | Makeup Artist |
| Kazu Hiro | Special Effects Makeup Artist |
| James J. Gilson | Chief Lighting Technician |
| Joe Martens | Assistant Chief Lighting Technician |
| John Martens | Rigging Gaffer |
| William 'Bear' Paul | Key Grip |
| Pablo Santiago-Brandwein | Best Boy Grip |
| John W. Murphy | Dolly Grip |
| Michael S. Epley | Dolly Grip |
| Michael P. Catanzarite | Grip |
| Jack Serino | Grip |
| Jason Winger | Grip |
| John Hale | Grip |
| Tony T. Thomas | Grip |
| Richard Allen | Grip |
| Balentin Cruz | Grip |
| Kim Heath | Key Rigging Grip |
| Don Telles | Rigging Grip |
| Paul F. Barron | Rigging Grip |
| Jeff Brinker | Rigging Grip |
| Anthony Novarez | Rigging Grip |
| William Ambrose | Rigging Grip |
| Josh Seifert | Rigging Grip |
| Carlos DePalma | Rigging Grip |
| Allen Hall | Special Effects Supervisor |
| Hi-Hat | Choreographer |
| Jeff Ogg | Special Effects Technician |
| Tracy Bennett | Still Photographer |
| John C. Kruize | Production Accountant |
| David Romano | Payroll Accountant |
| Sherri Goldman | First Assistant Accountant |
| Ralph Coleman | Location Manager |
| Katie Taylor | Casting Assistant |
| William Eliscu | Graphic Designer |
| Warren Drummond | Storyboard Artist |
| Carlos De La Torre | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Dennis DeWaay | Construction Coordinator |
| Edward Flotard | Transportation Coordinator |
| Juan J. Rodriguez | Transportation Captain |
| Tammy Sandler | Unit Publicist |
| Tamara McDonough | First Assistant Editor |
| Morgan Davis Foehl | Assistant Editor |
| Terry Hubbard | Assistant Editor |
| Elmo Weber | Supervising Sound Editor |
| David Bach | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Russell Farmarco | ADR Supervisor |
| Derek Vanderhorst | Supervising Sound Effects Editor |
| Cameron Steenhagen | Dialogue Editor |
| Hugo Weng | Dialogue Editor |
| Marc Glassman | Sound Effects Editor |
| Paul Berolzheimer | Sound Effects Editor |
| Piero Mura | Sound Effects Editor |
| Matthew P. Hanson | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Catherine Harper | Foley Artist |
| Christopher Moriana | Foley Artist |
| Darrin Mann | Foley Mixer |
| Leigh French | ADR Voice Casting |
| Howard London | ADR Mixer |
| David Weisberg | ADR Mixer |
| J.J. George | Music Editor |
| Stuart Grusin | Music Editor |
| Gary Archer | Prosthetics |
| Eliza Coleman | Stunts |
| Doug Coleman | Second Unit Director |
| Alex Betuel | Set Production Assistant |
| Paul E. Short | Stunt Double |
| Peter Epstein | Stunts |
| Mickey Giacomazzi | Stunts |
