 | Steve Martin als C.D. "Charlie" Bales |
 | Daryl Hannah als Roxanne Kowalski |
 | Rick Rossovich als Chris McConnell |
 | Shelley Duvall als Dixie |
 | John Kapelos als Chuck |
 | Fred Willard als Mayor Deebs |
 | Max Alexander als Dean |
 | Michael J. Pollard als Andy |
| Steve Mittleman als Ralston |
 | Damon Wayans als Jerry |
 | Matt Lattanzi als Trent |
| Shandra Beri als Sandy |
| Blanche Rubin als Sophie |
| Jane Campbell als Dottie |
 | Jean Sincere als Nina |
| Claire Caplan als Lydia |
| Thom Curley als Jim |
 | Ritch Shydner als Drunk #1 |
 | Kevin Nealon als Drunk #2 |
 | Brian George als Cosmetic Surgeon |
| Maureen Murphy als Cosmetics Clerk |
 | Jeffrey Joseph als Stationery Clerk |
| Make Glavas als Peter Quinn |
 | Merrilyn Gann als Mrs. Quinn |
| Bernadette Sabath als Berni |
 | Caroline Barclay als Girl in Street |
 | Heidi Sorenson als Trudy |
| Fred Schepisi | Director |
| Ian Baker | Director of Photography |
| John Scott | Editor |
| Michael I. Rachmil | Producer |
| Steve Martin | Screenplay |
| Bruce Smeaton | Original Music Composer |
| Daniel Melnick | Producer |
| Pennie DuPont | Casting |
| Jackson De Govia | Production Design |
| David Fischer | Art Direction |
| Steve Martin | Executive Producer |
| Edmond Rostand | Theatre Play |
| Warren Carr | Production Manager |
| Kimberley Richardson | Set Decoration |
| Edmond Rostand | Original Story |
| Michael E. Steele | First Assistant Director |
| Casey Grant | Second Assistant Director |
| Matthew O'Connor | Location Manager |
| Rod Parkhurst | Camera Operator |
| John 'Sandy' McCallum | First Assistant Camera |
| Chris Harris | Second Assistant Camera |
| Grant Swain | Property Master |
| Michelle Allen | Casting |
| Amy Grgich | Casting Assistant |
| Christine Wilson | Script Supervisor |
| Rob Young | Sound Mixer |
| B.J. Clayden | Boom Operator |
| Chris Glyn-Jones | Cableman |
| Jack Hilton | Assistant Editor |
| Nigel Hollick | Assistant Editor |
| Frank E. Warner | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Robert Knudson | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Robert Glass | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Don Digirolamo | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Bill Wylie | Sound Editor |
| Gary S. Gerlich | Sound Editor |
| Chester Slomka | Sound Editor |
| Ray Pichette | Stunts |
| Robert Jauregui | Stunts |
| David M. Horton | Sound Editor |
| Jay Engel | ADR Editor |
| Jim Henrikson | Music Editor |
| Richard Bruno | Costume Designer |
| Tish Monaghan | Costume Designer |
| Toni-Ann Walker | Hairstylist |
| Donna Bis | Hairstylist |
| Frank Griffin | Makeup Artist |
| Ilona Herman | Makeup Artist |
| Michael Westmore | Makeup Designer |
| Les Erskine | Gaffer |
| Barry Donlevy | Best Boy Grip |
| Tim Hogan | Key Grip |
| John L. Brown | Dolly Grip |
| Patti Allen | Production Coordinator |
| Myrna Cobb | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Tammy Oates | Production Secretary |
| Carie DeRuiter | Main Title Designer |
| William H. Orr | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Joe Dunne | Stunt Coordinator |
| John Wardlow | Stunt Coordinator |
| Bruce Meldrum | Technical Advisor |
| Karen Day | Production Accountant |
| Wendy Chesal | Third Assistant Director |
| George Horie | Location Manager |
| David Willson | Construction Coordinator |
| Bob Bottieri | Painter |
| Gary Brooks | Greensman |
| Scott Irvine | Transportation Coordinator |
| Dave Bowe | Transportation Captain |
| Klaus Melchior | Video Assist Operator |
| Wendi Laski | Unit Publicist |
| Joseph Lederer | Still Photographer |
