 | Ashley Tisdale als Jody Sanders |
 | Simon Rex als Dan Sanders |
 | Charlie Sheen als Charlie Sheen |
 | Gracie Whitton als Kathy |
 | Ava Kolker als Lily |
 | Heather Locklear als Barbara |
 | Molly Shannon als Heather Darcy |
 | Josh Robert Thompson als Narrator (voice) |
 | Darrell Hammond als Dr. Hall |
 | Marisa Saks als Amy |
 | Snoop Dogg als Marcus |
 | Terry Crews als Martin Jacobs |
 | Mike Tyson als Mike Tyson |
 | Dylan Morris als Aidan |
| Ryan Morris als Aidan |
 | Lidia Porto als Maria |
 | Mac Miller als D'Andre |
 | Erica Ash als Kendra Brooks |
| J.P. Manoux als Pierre |
| Marianne Hammock als Female Aide |
 | Tyler Posey als David |
 | Sarah Hyland als Mia |
 | Shad Moss als Eric |
 | Katrina Bowden als Natalie |
| Christopher 'Critter' Antonucci als Caesar |
| Scot Nery als Mama |
 | Ben Cornish als Dom |
 | Katt Williams als Blaine Fulda |
| Lewis Thompson als Madea |
 | Lindsay Lohan als Herself |
 | Jerry O'Connell als Christian Grey |
 | Usher als Ira the Janitor |
| Jamie Elizabeth Kelton als Secretary |
 | Macsen Lintz als French Boy |
 | John Atwood als Newscaster #1 |
 | Lane Carlock als Newscaster #2 |
 | Shereé Whitfield als Real Housewife #1 |
 | Angela Raiola als Real Housewife #2 |
 | Lil Duval als Kendra's Brother |
 | Angie Stone als Kendra's Cousin |
 | Jasmine Guy als Kendra's Mom |
 | Ashley LeConte Campbell als Antoinette Beauchamp |
 | Kate Walsh als Herself |
| Clifton Guterman als Waiter |
| Anna Skidanova als Nadia |
 | Clayton Landey als Sodomized Cop |
| Scott Rousseau als Santa |
| Maui Tisdale als Mama's Ridiculously Pampered Dog |
 | Aaron Beelner als Little Man (uncredited) |
| Faith Blankenship als Carpet Girl (uncredited) |
| Jwaundace Candece als Real Housewife (uncredited) |
| Catherine A. Cospelich als Ape Chick (uncredited) |
 | Kendrick Cross als Rescue Worker (uncredited) |
 | Moses Das als Bridge Runner (uncredited) |
| Elizabeth Davidovich als Ballerina (uncredited) |
| Chris Durfy als Packer Fan (uncredited) |
| Jeff Glover als Lab Tech (uncredited) |
| Jon Gould als Ballet Patron (uncredited) |
| Rory Healy als Bedroom Clown / Ballet Audience Member (uncredited) |
 | Leigh Hennessy als Witch (uncredited) |
| Amanda Jelks als Ballerina (uncredited) |
 | Angela Kerecz als Featured Porn Star (uncredited) |
| Nikki Lashae als Ballerina (uncredited) |
 | Audrina Patridge als Audrina Patridge (uncredited) |
| Zoe Pessin als Honey Boo Boo (uncredited) |
| Joel Rogers als Confused Ballet Patron (uncredited) |
| Sandy Simmons als Model (uncredited) |
| Dathan Thigpen als Extra (uncredited) |
| Amanda Topper als Ballet Dancer (uncredited) |
| Memi West als Audience / Patron (uncredited) |
 | Emily Chandler Westergreen als Mara (uncredited) |
 | David Zucker als Packer Fan (uncredited) |
 | Kendra Wilkinson als Kendra Wilkinson (uncredited) |
| Malcolm D. Lee | Director |
| Shawn Wayans | Characters |
| Buddy Johnson | Characters |
| Jason Friedberg | Characters |
| Marlon Wayans | Characters |
| David Zucker | Writer |
| Aaron Seltzer | Characters |
| Phil Beauman | Characters |
| Pat Proft | Writer |
| Sam Seig | Editor |
| Chris Durfy | Production Sound Mixer |
| Traci Kirshbaum | Set Decoration |
| Steven Douglas Smith | Director of Photography |
| Clark Hunter | Production Design |
| Mark Emery Moore | Camera Operator |
| Timothy David O'Brien | Art Direction |
| Keith G. Lewis | Costume Design |
| James L. Venable | Original Music Composer |
| Richard Glasser | Music Supervisor |
| Juel Bestrop | Casting |
| Jennifer Cocker | Stunts |
| Harvey Weinstein | Executive Producer |
| Bob Weinstein | Executive Producer |
| Jasi Cotton Lanier | Stunts |
| Brian Bell | Executive Producer |
| Phil Dornfeld | Producer |
| Matthew Signer | Executive Producer |
| Mike Wagstaffe | Co-Producer |
| David Zucker | Producer |
| Brittany A. Jones | Casting |
| George Pierre | Casting |
| Julie Callihan | Key Makeup Artist |
| Moe Coles | Additional Hairstylist |
| Deborah La Mia Denaver | Makeup Department Head |
| Michelle Diamantides | Key Hair Stylist |
| Laurel Kelly | Hairstylist |
| Jamie Kelman | Makeup Artist |
| Eryn Krueger Mekash | Makeup Artist |
| Adruitha Lee | Hair Department Head |
| Araxi Lindsey | Hairstylist |
| Heather Morris | Hairstylist |
| Kelly Muldoon | Hair Department Head |
| Ai Nakata | Key Hair Stylist |
| Elizabeth Robinson | Hairstylist |
| Duane Saylor | Makeup Artist |
| Ariane Turner | Key Makeup Artist |
| Leigh Ann Yandle | Makeup Department Head |
| Brian Bell | Unit Production Manager |
| Eric Bergman | Post Production Supervisor |
| Alan C. Blomquist | Unit Production Manager |
| Gigi Causey | Production Supervisor |
| Keith Levine | Executive In Charge Of Production |
| Tim Pedegana | Post Production Supervisor |
| Matthew Signer | Executive In Charge Of Production |
| Steve Battaglia | Second Unit First Assistant Director |
| Phil Dornfeld | Second Unit Director |
| Tim Fitzgerald | Second Assistant Director |
| Danielle King | Second Second Assistant Director |
| Doug Metzger | First Assistant Director |
| Max Biscoe | Production Design |
| Angela Boulet | Assistant Property Master |
| Tasha Clarkson | Set Decoration Buyer |
| Jay Cooper | Set Dresser |
| Andi Crumbley | Art Department Coordinator |
| Hank Curtis | Set Dresser |
| Michael D'Imperio | Assistant Property Master |
| Craig Dempsey | Set Dresser |
| Warren Drummond | Storyboard Artist |
| Andrea Flader | Art Department Production Assistant |
| M. Marcos Gonzalez | On Set Dresser |
| Anne Marie Hamill | Set Dresser |
| Paul Arthur Hartman | Set Dresser |
| Darryl Henley | Storyboard Artist |
| Karen Higgins | Construction Coordinator |
| J.P. Jones | Property Master |
| Sherman Kew | Art Department Coordinator |
| Steven Kissick | Construction Foreman |
| Cynthia McCormac | Set Decoration Buyer |
| Swift Moseley | Greensman |
| Jenn Moye | Graphic Designer |
| Craig Nolan | Greensman |
| Greg O'Donohue | Leadman |
| Marlow Sanchez | Construction Coordinator |
| Trip Sheehan | Leadman |
| Gary Damian Thomas | Storyboard Artist |
| Phil Tubach | Set Dresser |
| Jason Vanover | Greensman |
| Lisa Vasconcellos | Art Direction |
| Anthony Vitagliano | Greensman |
| Andrew Wert | Property Master |
| Bryan Arenas | Dolby Consultant |
| Gary Boatner | Utility Sound |
| Benjamin James Bradshaw | Foley Mixer |
| Jason Brennan | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Scott Brewster | ADR Mixer |
| Ryan Briley | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Matt Derber | Utility Sound |
| Chris Diebold | Sound Designer |
| Brent Findley | ADR Mixer |
| Kevin Froines | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Trevor Gates | Sound Effects Editor |
| Angela Hemingway | Dialogue Editor |
| Steven Iba | Sound Effects Editor |
| Trevor Jolly | Supervising ADR Editor |
| Richard Kitting | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Brian McKinney | Boom Operator |
| Myron Nettinga | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Leah Putlek | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Matt Robinson | Boom Operator |
| Chris Terhune | Sound Designer |
| Vicki O'Reilly Vandegrift | Foley Artist |
| Can Yesilyurt | Sound Mixer |
| Ron Bolanowski | Special Effects Coordinator |
| Elizabeth Ralston | Special Effects Technician |
| Ryan A. Riley | Special Effects Technician |
| Bob Shelley | Special Effects Supervisor |
| Malia Thompson | Special Effects Technician |
| Greg Waddle | Special Effects Technician |
| Tom Archer | Compositing Supervisor |
| Graeme Baitz | Visual Effects Compositor |
| Laurence Berkani | Visual Effects |
| Stephanie Broussaud | Visual Effects Compositor |
| Jayson Castro | Visual Effects Compositor |
| Adam de Bosch Kemper | 3D Artist |
| Monette Dubin | Visual Effects Producer |
| Debora Dunphy | Visual Effects Compositor |
| John Fukushima | Visual Effects Compositor |
| Jamison Scott Goei | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Brian Hanable | Visual Effects Compositor |
| Paul Hegg | 3D Artist |
| Brandon Hines | Visual Effects Compositor |
| Kenton Hulme | VFX Editor |
| Terry Hutcheson | Visual Effects Producer |
| Chris John Jones | Creative Director |
| Andrew Karr | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Patrick Kavanaugh | Visual Effects Compositor |
| Jeremy Kehler | Visual Effects Compositor |
| Keith Kolder | Visual Effects Producer |
| Jai Krishnaswamy | Visual Effects Compositor |
| Ryan Kuba | Visual Effects Coordinator |
| Louis Leung | 3D Artist |
| Ralph Maiers | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Alec McClymont | 3D Artist |
| Daniel Osaki | 3D Artist |
| Michael Porterfield | Visual Effects Compositor |
| Jeremy Price | Visual Effects Compositor |
| Toby Taplin | 3D Artist |
| Drew Tobin | Visual Effects Compositor |
| Lauren Weidel | Visual Effects Producer |
| Charles Croughwell | Stunt Coordinator |
| Steven Ritzi | Stunt Coordinator |
| Geoff Bremner | Grip |
| Kyle Buff | Rigging Grip |
| Jonathan Carbonaro | Digital Imaging Technician |
| Quantrell D. Colbert | Still Photographer |
| Edward J. Cox | Electrician |
| Stephen Crowley | Chief Lighting Technician |
| Michael J. Davis | Assistant Chief Lighting Technician |
| Darin Devonshire | Rigging Grip |
| Jamie Franta | Grip |
| Peter Iovino | Still Photographer |
| Humphrey Jarrod | Key Rigging Grip |
| Eugene B. Kerry | Grip |
| Bob E. Krattiger | Chief Lighting Technician |
| Joseph Krattiger | Electrician |
| Gregory Lundsgaard | "B" Camera Operator |
| Wayne Marshall | Assistant Chief Lighting Technician |
| J. Steven Matzinger | "A" Camera Operator |
| Mark Emery Moore | "A" Camera Operator |
| J. Wayne Parker | Key Grip |
| Janella Bersabal | Extras Casting |
| Patrick Ingram | Extras Casting |
| Nancy Nayor | Additional Casting |
| Oscar Alvarez | Costumer |
| Dustin Angus | Key Costumer |
| Jessica Tyger Davis | Costume Assistant |
| Sarah de Sa Rego | Costumer |
| Jessie Delmore | Costumer |
| K. Drew Fuller | Costumer |
| Mauricia Grant | Costumer |
| Gertrude Moore | Tailor |
| Elisa R. Richards | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Carol Sadler | Costume Supervisor |
| Pamela Waggoner | Costumer |
| Stuart Burkin | Executive In Charge Of Post Production |
| Jason Fabbro | Digital Intermediate Colorist |
| Craig Herring | Additional Editor |
| Scott Janush | Assistant Editor |
| Julian McDougald | Digital Intermediate Producer |
| Jim Passon | Color Timer |
| David Raymond | First Assistant Editor |
| Everette Webber | Digital Intermediate Editor |
| Mark Cottrell | Location Manager |
| Ryan Dirkes | Assistant Location Manager |
| Tim Borquez | Orchestrator |
| Brian Dixon | Scoring Mixer |
| Miles Hankins | Orchestrator |
| Tanya Noel Hill | Music Editor |
| Michael Reola | Orchestrator |
| Jermaine Stegall | Orchestrator |
| Ashley Patterson | Script Supervisor |
| Robin Meyers | Script Supervisor |
| Rebecca Boyle | Script Supervisor |
| Meredith Humbracht | Production Coordinator |
| Kev Magee | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Leigh Hennessy | Stunts |
| Helena Barrett | Stunts |
| Danya Bateman | Stunts |
| JoAnn Bernat | Stunts |
| Eddie Braun | Stunts |
| Remi Bakkar | Stunts |
| Elizabeth Davidovich | Stunts |
| Callie Croughwell | Stunts |
| Andy Dylan | Stunts |
| Christian J. Fletcher | Stunts |
| Justin Charles Evans | Stunts |
| Craig Jensen | Stunts |
| Kurt D. Lott | Stunts |
| Lonnie R. Smith Jr. | Stunts |
| Monty L. Simons | Stunts |
| Ashley Rae Trisler | Stunts |
| Cord Walker | Stunts |
| Monty Cox | Stunt Coordinator |
| David Rowden | Stunts |
| Andy Rusk | Stunts |
| Dennis Scott | Stunts |
| Ian Quinn | Stunts |
| Kevin Morgan | Stunts |
| Caryn Mower | Stunts |
| Clint Lilley | Stunts |
| Jake Lombard | Stunts |
| David Paul Lord | Stunts |
| Todd Harris | Storyboard Artist |
| Meredith Richardson | Stunts |
