 | Ian Ziering als Fin Shepard |
 | Tara Reid als April Shepard |
 | Cassandra Scerbo als Nova Clarke |
 | Vivica A. Fox als Skye |
 | Judah Friedlander als Bryan |
 | Debra Wilson als New Bryan |
 | Alaska Thunderfuck als Morgana |
 | Neil deGrasse Tyson als Merlin |
 | Marina Sirtis als Winter |
 | Leslie Jordan als Benjamin Franklin |
 | Darrell Hammond als George Washington |
 | Ben Stein als Alexander Hamilton |
 | Roy Taylor als Jebediah Clarke |
 | Dexter Holland als British Captain |
 | Kevin ‘Noodles’ Wasserman als British First Mate |
| Constantin Viscreanu als Paul Revere |
 | Dee Snider als Sheriff |
 | Jonathan Bennett als Billy the Kid |
 | Chris Owen als Thirty-Year-Old Gil |
 | James Murray als Eastwood |
 | Gilbert Gottfried als Rand McDonald |
 | Tori Spelling als Raye Martin |
 | Dean McDermott als Gilly Shepard |
 | Benjy Bronk als Connor Beale |
 | Christopher Knight als Grandpa Clarke |
| Catarina Scerbo als Young Nova |
 | Bernie Kopell als Charter Boat Captain |
 | Chuck Hittinger als Matt Shepard |
 | Ryan Whitney Newman als Claudia Shepard |
| Israel Sáez de Miguel als Captain Santiago |
 | Marcus Choi als Palmer |
 | Alexandre Ottoni als Azzinaro |
 | La Toya Jackson als Cleopatra |
 | James Hong als Confucius |
 | Eileen Davidson Van Patten als Marie Antoinette |
 | Shad Gaspard als Muhammad Ali |
 | Jayson Paul als Joe Lewis |
 | Kato Kaelin als Viking King |
 | Patrick Labyorteaux als Caesar |
 | Sharon Desiree als Joan of Arc |
 | Bo Derek als May |
 | Gary Busey als Wilford Wexler |
 | Mark McGrath als Martin |
 | Masiela Lusha als Gemini |
 | Al Roker als Al Roker |
 | John Heard als George (archive footage) |
 | Anthony C. Ferrante als Quint Singer |
 | Robbie Rist als Quint Guitarist |
 | Tammy Klein als 1950s Dancer |
| Roxanna Bina als 1950s Dancer |
| Raine Michaels als Girl in Bikini |
 | M. Steven Felty als Hologram Gil (voice) / D. Brown |
| Andrei Olteanu als Frodo |
 | Chris Ridenhour als Townsperson |
| Thunder Levin als Bar Patron |
 | Tiberiu Harsan als Medieval Gil |
 | Brendan Petrizzo als Hologram Gil |
| Katarína Paveleková als Background |
 | Erik Adkins |
| Ryan Mitchelle | Editor |
| David Michael Latt | Producer |
| Kalise Wallace | Production Design |
| Eduard Daniel Vraciu | Production Design |
| Anthony C. Ferrante | Director |
| Pãtru Pãunescu | Director of Photography |
| Scotty Mullen | Writer |
| Oana Draghici | Costume Designer |
| Thunder Levin | Characters |
| Chris Cano | Music |
| Tara Reid | Co-Executive Producer |
| Chris Ridenhour | Music |
| Paul Bales | Executive Producer |
| David Rimawi | Executive Producer |
| Ian Ziering | Executive Producer |
| David L. Garber | Co-Producer |
| Glenn Campbell | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Andrew Golov | Line Producer |
| Laura Russu | Set Decoration |
| Sorin Manzu | Leadman |
| Lisa Ries | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Florin Eremia | Electrician |
| Radu Voicu | Location Manager |
| Sanford Worth | Art Direction |
| Denise M. Chavez | Makeup Artist |
| Adi Handac | Property Master |
| Eugen Anghelescu | Construction Coordinator |
| Jeremy Bramer | Makeup Artist |
| Alexandra Bârlădeanu | Additional Hairstylist |
| Adelina Handuri | Key Hair Stylist |
| Tracy Rosen | Key Makeup Artist |
| B.B. Monroe | First Assistant Director |
| Florin Ilinca | First Assistant "B" Camera |
| Stanciu Victor | Electrician |
| Rachel Anderson-Lebron | Music Supervisor |
| Janelle Beaudry | Stunts |
| Kaleb Blakey | Key Grip |
| Eli Franks | Gaffer |
| Seville Michelle | Key Costumer |
| Brianna Farfel | Key Makeup Artist |
| Andreescu Maria | Makeup Artist |
| Michael Hardman | Foley Editor |
| Artur Szerejko | Boom Operator |
| Raymond Liu | Still Photographer |
| Dan Stroe | Drone Operator |
| Cristi Epure | Key Grip |
| Casey Oberhansli | Steadicam Operator |
| Cheffy Thomas | First Assistant "A" Camera |
| Dante Yore | Second Unit Director of Photography |
| Lisa Catalina | Costume Designer |
| Mark Quod | Colorist |
| Marius Stoian | Transportation Coordinator |
| George Doroftei | Makeup Artist |
| Mark Quod | Post Production Supervisor |
| James Bianchini | Set Dresser |
| Sebastian Sarbu | Graphic Designer |
| Orlando Ordonez | Gaffer |
| Monika Trpevska | Publicist |
| Amanda Fletcher | Set Dresser |
| Clifton Carlson | Sound Re-Recording Mixer |
| Andrei Vintileanu | Stunts |
| Cos Aelenei | Still Photographer |
| Dillon Oberhansli | Second Assistant "B" Camera |
| Alexandra Voloaca | Costume Supervisor |
| Roxana Cardas | Makeup Artist |
| Marcus Friedlander | Second Unit Director of Photography |
| Anastasiya Serhiyenia | Still Photographer |
| Scotty Mullen | Casting |
| Devin Bianchini | Key Hair Stylist |
| Jason Aaron Moran | Boom Operator |
| Rasvan Puiu | Stunt Coordinator |
| Onica Dragomir Darius | Second Assistant "B" Camera |
| Sergiu Dan Nani | Gaffer |
| Petcu Alina | Additional Hairstylist |
| Gigel Dumitrescu | First Assistant "A" Camera |
| Stefan Mangir | Steadicam Operator |
| Lisa Tatum | Costume Supervisor |
| Cameron Ames | Assistant Editor |
| Miles Braun | Production Designer |
| Michael Willer | Assistant Editor |
| Brian Hawlk | Sound Mixer |
| Alex Terzieff | Stunt Coordinator |
| Miruna Gheorghiu | Production Coordinator |
| Caitlin Krenz | Additional Hairstylist |
| Craig Polding | Dialogue Editor |
| Romeo Racman | Electrician |
| Seth Webster | Still Photographer |
| Kollen Wasylean | VFX Artist |
| Michael Hardman | ADR Supervisor |
| Sasha Burrow | Visual Effects Coordinator |
| Melanie J. Elin | Additional Visual Effects |
| Rocco Gioffre | Additional Visual Effects |
| Tammy Klein | VFX Artist |
| Neal Sopata | Additional Visual Effects |
| Michael Willer | Visual Effects Coordinator |
| Aaron Witlin | VFX Artist |
