 | Danny DeVito als Vince D'Angelo |
 | Rhea Perlman als Vince's Wife |
 | Vincent Schiavelli als Vince's Right Hand Man |
 | Frank Sivero als Vince's Left Hand Man |
 | Tim Thomerson als Sen. Pete Harisson |
 | Joan Darling als Cong. Mary McKenzie |
 | Joe Santos als FBI Guy |
 | Jason Hervey als Vince's Son |
 | Jessica Lee Smith als Vince's Daughter |
| Corky Pigeon als Vince's Fake Son |
| Paige Taylor als Vince's Fake Daughter |
| Mary Linda Phillips als Vince's Fake Wife |
| Harvey Miller als Vince's Lawyer |
| Tawny Tyler als Marya Small |
| Lawrence Parks als Reporter #1 |
 | Jeffrey Lampert als Reporter #2 |
 | Lisle Wilson als Reporter #3 |
| Ava Megna Bonamy als Pregnant Mom |
| Fred Scialla als Nephew Asssassin |
 | Janet Rotblatt als Nun |
| Danny DeVito | Director |
| David Jablin | Producer |
| Jim Mulholland | Writer |
| Michael Barrie | Writer |
| Lee Biondi | Co-Producer |
| Alain Silver | Production Executive |
| Patrick Regan | Production Executive |
| John Arvanites | Associate Producer |
| Irv Goodnoff | Director of Photography |
| Eric Jenkins | Editor |
| Marshall Harvey | Editor |
| Patrick Regan | Stage Director |
| Samuel Buddy Fries | Assistant Camera |
| Ray Peschke | Gaffer |
| Wendell Wethington | Key Grip |
| Jim McEachen | Best Boy Grip |
| Randy Polk | Electrician |
| Ron Halpern | Electrician |
| Jesse Mather | Electrician |
| Brian McEachen | Electrician |
| Ken Beauchene | Production Sound Mixer |
| Walter Gorey | Boom Operator |
| Doris Cosmo | Makeup & Hair |
| Darlis Chefalo | Hairstylist |
| Tonyia Verna | Assistant Makeup Artist |
| Pamela Carter | Costumer |
| Dennis White | Props |
| Nancy Arnold | Set Decoration |