 | Steve Agee als Johnny |
 | Seth Herzog als Lance |
 | Jordan Carlos als Henry |
 | Dave Hill als New Guy |
 | Dave Allen als Davy |
 | Jerry O'Connell als Chad Bixley |
 | Gilbert Gottfried als Mort (voice) |
 | Questlove als Alien |
 | Esther Ku als Tina |
| Chase Crawford als Young Johnny |
| Naman Clark als Young Henry |
| A.J. Breslin als Young New Guy |
| Dillon Stoneburner als Young Lance |
| Hitha Herzog als Newscaster |
| Ben Devine | Sound Mixer |
| Wesley Hartshorn | Producer |
| Chris Carson | Steadicam Operator |
| Jan Glaser | Casting |
| Ben Devine | Sound Editor |
| Chris Charles | Executive Producer |
| Kameron Davis | Editor |
| Ben Devine | Additional Music |
| John W. Bosher | Executive Producer |
| Kathleen Hartshorn | Producer |
| Brian Roll | Best Boy Grip |
| Bry Thomas Sanders | Camera Operator |
| Brian Ormes | Key Grip |
| Joel Moss Levinson | Writer |
| Jacob Hayman | Casting Assistant |
| Seth Herzog | Producer |
| Randy Miller | Gaffer |
| Jacob Warling | Grip |
| Violet Romero | Payroll Accountant |
| Robert Bryce Milburn | Thanks |
| Michael Pelaez | Second Assistant Camera |
| Adam Keith Banks | Key Set Production Assistant |
| Joel Moss Levinson | Director |
| Chris Carson | First Assistant Camera |
| Stephen J. Levinson | Writer |
| Paul Rondeau | Cinematography |
| Jeff Seemann | Script Supervisor |
| Sydney Waltz | Production Design |
