 | Tim Heidecker als John Jacob Denecker |
 | Joe Estevez als The King of Hearts |
 | Gregg Turkington als The Joker |
 | Mark Proksch als The Mummy/Benjamin Franklin/Albert Einstein/Rush Limbaugh |
 | Michael C. Matthews als Ray Laroy/Jimi Hendrix |
| Bobby Valli als Dr. Antonio Fanucci |
 | James Mane Jr. als Lanoo |
 | Christina Jacquelyn Calph als The Queen of Hearts |
| Richard Bernard als The Two of Diamonds |
| Tim Heidecker | Additional Editing |
| Tim Heidecker | Writer |
| Gregg Turkington | Writer |
| Eric Notarnicola | Writer |
| Eric Notarnicola | Director |
| Tim Heidecker | Executive Producer |
| Gregg Turkington | Executive Producer |
| Eric Notarnicola | Executive Producer |
| Katie Dolan | Executive Producer |
| Dave Kneebone | Executive Producer |
| Janel Kranking | Executive Co-Producer |
| Annie Dolan | Co-Producer |
| Gabriel Patay | Director of Photography |
| Nate Cornett | Director of Photography |
| Chris Robison | Editor |
| Jillian Oliver | Production Design |
| Abigail Keever | Costume Designer |
| Ian J. Putnam | Assistant Director |
| Duncan White | Assistant Director |
| Melodi Tuna | Assistant Decorator |
| Jenna Keller | Makeup & Hair |
| Brian Bernard Murnane | Prop Maker |
| Oliver Alling | Gaffer |
| Jenn Cohen-Harrimon | Gaffer |
| Brandon Hoeg | Key Grip |
| Gerardo Lalo Fragoza | Grip |
| Bryant Marcontel | Camera Operator |
| Andrew Harris | Camera Operator |
| Justin Gaar | Camera Operator |
| Mike Hickey | Camera Operator |
| Gilles O'Kane | Assistant Camera |
| Ryan Neal | Assistant Camera |
| John Maynard | Sound Mixer |
| Dan Kloch | Sound Assistant |
| Dan Kloch | Boom Operator |
| Britt Levenson | Costume Assistant |
| Amber Mari | Hair Assistant |
| Joey Silva | Medical Consultant |
| Michael Pastore | Key Set Production Assistant |
| Ronnie Dezsi | Assistant Set Decoration |
| Nate Wakefield | Production Accountant |
| Jason Tejada | Production Designer |
| Joey Lyons | Assistant Production Manager |
| Justin Gaynor | Executive Producer |
| Dan Cupps | Music Supervision Assistant |
| Dan Cupps | 3D Animator |
