 | David Wartnaby als Narrator (voice) |
| Eugene Doyle als Reconstruction Actor |
| Lauren Bowgen als Reconstruction Actor |
| Emily Florence Shaw als Self (as Emily Agnes) |
| Aura Borealis als Herself |
 | Jenny Eclair als Herself |
| Simon Francis als Himself |
| Tessa Gaukroger als Herself |
| Philip Goulding als Himself |
| Phillip Hodson als Himself |
 | Katie Hopkins als Herself |
 | E.L. James als Herself |
| Mistress Josephine als Herself |
| Joanna Kite als Herself |
| Sara Nelson als Herself |
| Marina O'Shea als Herself |
| Chris White als Himself |
| Sonia Anderson | Writer |
| Sonia Anderson | Director |
| Sonia Anderson | Producer |
| Alan Byron | Executive Producer |
| Mark Sloper | Executive Producer |
| Liam Ayres | Cinematography |
| Nathan Brown | Cinematography |
| Kevin Witt | Editor |
| David Palser | Art Direction |
| Lindsay Bown | Makeup Artist |
| Julie Sawyer | Production Manager |
| Spider Murph | Art Department Assistant |
| Brian Jensen | Camera Operator |
| Sam Osborne | Camera Operator |
| Nathan Page | Lighting Camera |
| Constantine Poselski | Camera Operator |
| Gavin Roberts | Camera Operator |
| Lana Parker | Casting |
| Paulina Garan | Assistant Editor |
| David Hughes | Additional Editing |
| Lise Romanoff | Other |
