 | Abe Goldfarb als Brent Ziff |
 | Brian Silliman als Leo "Shorty" Short |
 | Greg Proops als Brainiac |
 | Rosebud als Daisy Chainz |
| Priscilla Goldfarb als Mom |
| Dave Gilbert als Additional Caller |
 | Ashlie Atkinson als Additional Caller |
 | Alex Brightman als Additional Caller |
 | Kiran Deol als Additional Caller |
| Ophira Eisenberg als Additional Caller |
| Justin Fair als Additional Caller |
 | T.J. Mannix als Additional Caller |
 | Kevin Pollak als Additional Caller |
| Mac Rogers als Additional Caller |
| Sean Williams als Additional Caller |
| Abe Goldfarb | Director |
| Mac Rogers | Writer |
| Patrick Terry | Producer |
| Redacted Heart | Music |
| Thomas Campbell Jackson | Executive Producer |
| Gerry Ohrstrom | Executive Producer |
| Lawrence Starr | Executive Producer |
| Mac Rogers | Consulting Producer |
| Jordana Williams | Consulting Producer |
| Sean Williams | Consulting Producer |
| Kevin Chiu | Cinematography |
| James Kolsby | Sound Recordist |
| James Kolsby | Visual Effects |
| Mark Meloccaro | Clearances Coordinator |
| J.D. Brynn | Director |
| Grady Craig | Executive Producer |
| Matthew Helderman | Executive Producer |
| Nikki Stier Justice | Executive Producer |
| J.D. Brynn | Visual Effects |
| J.D. Brynn | Editor |
