 | Adrian Edmondson als Dick |
 | Dawn French als George |
 | Peter Richardson als Julian |
 | Jennifer Saunders als Anne |
 | Daniel Peacock als Toby Thurlow |
 | Robbie Coltrane als Gypsy/Shopkeeper |
 | Ronald Allen als Uncle Quentin |
 | Raymond Francis als Police Inspector |
 | Sandra Dorne als Aunt Fanny |
 | Nosher Powell als Fingers |
 | Ron Tarr als Dirty Dick |
 | Bimbo als Timmy |
| Barney Sharp als Policeman |
| Bob Spiers | Director |
| Peter Richardson | Writer |
| Pete Richens | Writer |
| Enid Blyton | Writer |
| Victoria Poushkine-Relf | Producer |
| Peter Richardson | Producer |
| Peter Middleton | Cinematography |
| Peter Delfgou | Editor |
| Michael Hall | Producer |
| Michael White | Producer |
| Adrian Smith | Art Direction |
| Sheila Davy | Makeup Artist |
| Elaine Taylor | Production Manager |
| James Corbett | Assistant Director |
| Celia Barnett | Assistant Art Director |
| Paul Filby | Sound |
| John Hayes | Sound |
| Clive Pendry | Sound Mixer |
| Bob McShane | Camera Production Assistant |
| Frances Haggett | Wardrobe Master |
| Diana Dill | Continuity |
| Mercedes de Dunewic | Other |
