 | Johnny Vegas als Terry |
 | Sian Gibson als Gemma |
 | Griff Rhys Jones als David Van Der Clane |
 | Sheila Reid als Mildred |
 | Una Stubbs als Peggy |
 | Susie Blake als Marge |
 | Nigel Havers als Doc |
 | Kevin Eldon als Kevin |
 | Kimberley Nixon als Laura |
 | Nina Wadia als Moira |
 | Katy Cavanagh als Grace |
 | Matthew Cottle als George |
 | Mark Heap als Graham |
 | Javone Prince als Ben |
 | Steve Brody als Barry |
 | Peter Singh als PC Alec Collins |
 | Chris Ramsey als Paramedic |
 | Chris Anderson als Paramedic |
 | Jason Cook als Arcade Attendant |
| Layla Cook als Young Laura |
| Catherine Harvey als Mary |
 | John Ammirati als Police Officer |
| Jason Cook | Writer |
| Simon Delaney | Director |
| Hilary Rosen | Executive Producer |
| Andy Brereton | Executive Producer |
| Tanya Qureshi | Executive Producer |
| Samuel Karl Bohn | Original Music Composer |
| Ian Adrian | Director of Photography |
| Chris Blunden | Editor |
| Jo Sutherland | Production Design |
| Natalie Valentine | Art Direction |
| Lucy Williams | Costume Design |
| Gemma Low | Makeup & Hair |
| Abbi Collins | Stunt Coordinator |
| Ray Nicholas | Stunt Coordinator |
| Tracey Gillham | Casting |
| Tracey Gillham | Casting Assistant |
| Penelope Chong | Script Supervisor |
| Andy Lumsden | First Assistant Director |
| Craig Topham | Second Assistant Director |
| Charlie Elliot | Third Assistant Director |
| Fay Mohamed | Production Coordinator |
| Mark Carter | Production Accountant |
| Ben Purcell | Gaffer |
| Enest Ansah | Unit Manager |
| Paula Lamont | Location Manager |
| Rob Carter | Camera Operator |
| Charlotte Scott-Gray | Assistant Camera |
| Craig Shiels | Key Grip |
| Stephen Pike | Property Master |
| Esther Kennerley | Costume Supervisor |
| Jenny Ward | Costume Supervisor |
| Nadine Al-Samarraie | Makeup Artist |
| Lydia Barnes | Makeup Artist |
| Ross Baker | Colorist |
| Jay Price | Supervising Sound Editor |
| John Lindlar | Assistant Costume Designer |
| Janet Horsfield | Hair Designer |
| John Lindlar | Makeup Designer |
| Alex Thompson | Sound Recordist |
| Rachel Alabaster | Line Producer |
| Mollie Freedman Berthoud | Script Editor |
