 | Ryuji Noda als Japanese Cowboy |
 | Hannah May |
| Sarah Albritton |
| John Margolis |
| Sarah Nelson als Sarah |
| Erin Mushalla als Erin |
| Lisa Boudreau als Rubber Feet |
 | Melissa Madden-Gray als The Market |
| Johnny Dirt als Johnny Dollar |
 | Susana Ribeiro |
 | Mikel Rouse als Hick / Self / Dennis Cleveland |
 | John Kerry als Self (archive footage) (uncredited) |
 | Howard Dean als Self (archive footage) (uncredited) |
 | George W. Bush als Self (archive footage) (uncredited) |
 | Bill Clinton als Self (archive footage) (uncredited) |
 | Hillary Clinton als Self (archive footage) (uncredited) |
| Mikel Rouse | Director |
| Mikel Rouse | Writer |
| Mikel Rouse | Music |
| Mikel Rouse | Lyricist |
| Mikel Rouse | Producer |
| Michael Powell | Camera Operator |
| Colin Todd | Camera Operator |
| Lynn Court | Production Design |
| Robert Franks | Production Design |
| Mikel Rouse | Editor |
| Barbara Allen | Costume Designer |
| Jennifer Thompson | Wardrobe Master |
| Warren Ray | Hairstylist |
| Jessica Thompson | Makeup Artist |
| Barton Pitchford | Sound Recordist |
| Paul Kands | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Mikel Rouse | Mixing Engineer |
| Marge Angles | Production Manager |
| Anna Thompson | Script Supervisor |
| Todd Previn | Assistant Director |
| Andy Klay | Second Assistant Director |
| Lisa Thorwal | First Assistant Director |
| Mary Anne Lewis | Location Scout |
| William Bore | Art Direction |
| Joe Rause | Assistant Editor |
| Rema Williams | Assistant Sound Editor |
| Steven Kendal | Sequence Artist |
| Rob Shamen | Music Supervisor |
| Lisa Freemont | Assistant Camera |
| Justin Avery | Gaffer |
| Nick Fredericks | Gaffer |
| Sy Collings | Gaffer |
| John Bourgious | Best Boy Grip |
| Stuart Falco | Electrician |
| Caleb Nelson | Driver |
| Mikel Rouse | Story |
| Mikel Rouse | Screenplay |
