 | Sean Gunn als Sammy Hughes |
 | Nicolette DiMaggio als Haley |
| Julie Dolan als Haley 2 |
 | Brent Sexton als Tommy |
| Charles L. Brame als Abraham Lincoln |
| Matt Gunn als Dan McMahon |
| 'Santa Dave' Barnes als Santa Claus |
| Eddie Ebell als Jesus the Christ |
| Michael Cornacchia als Babe Ruth |
| Robert Gantzos als Davey Crockett |
| Michael Garvey als Super Amazing |
| Jo Deodato Clark als Loretta Alpern |
| Jo Deodato Clark als Telescope Woman |
| Larry Fitzgibben | Producer |
| Bryan Basham | Co-Producer |
| Brian Gunn | Co-Executive Producer |
| James Gunn | Co-Executive Producer |
| Sean Gunn | Executive Producer |
| Lee Kirk | Producer |
| John Cabrera | Editor |
| Ken Seng | Cinematography |
| Stacey Bunch | Casting |
| Remi Guyton | Casting |
| Willie Wisley | Music |
| James Clark | Art Direction |
| Christal Weatherly | Costume Design |
| Casey Bowen | Makeup Artist |
| Cecille Gallot | Key Makeup Artist |
| Greg Griffin | Production Manager |
| Chris Cobb | Assistant Director |
| Jonathan Dawes | Second Assistant Director |
| James Clark | Set Designer |
| Mark Giorgione | Storyboard Artist |
| Josh Steinberg | Sound |
| Steve Vandeven | Sound Designer |
| Val Kharitonashvili | Digital Storyboarding |
| Don Taylor | Digital Storyboarding |
| John Thatcher | Supervising Art Director |
| Keiko Agena | Wardrobe Assistant |
| Charlene English | Location Manager |
| Willie Wisley | Music Supervisor |
| Leena Chitnis | Script Supervisor |
| Angela Colombo | Production Assistant |
| Chris DeCamp | Production Assistant |
| Warren English | Production Assistant |
| John Rodman Harris | Production Assistant |
| Cupid Hayes | Production Assistant |
| Amy Levine | Production Assistant |
| R.C. Zimmerling | Production Assistant |
| Burch Gunn | Co-Editor |