 | Fiona Allen als Sandra |
 | Sophie Thompson als Tracey |
 | Jerry O'Connell als Sean Cooley |
 | Anthony Stewart Head als Victor |
 | Geri Halliwell als Paige |
 | James Dreyfus als Fidor |
 | Naomi Campbell als Sales Assistant |
 | Angus Deayton als Maurice |
 | Hugh Dennis als Immigration Officer |
 | Les Dennis als MC |
 | Tom Goodman-Hill als Baz |
 | Michael Greco als Niarchos |
 | Eamonn Holmes als Himself |
 | Ralf Little als Milkman |
 | Dolph Lundgren als Randy |
 | Burt Kwouk als Dalai Lama |
 | Ahmet Mekin als Waiter 1 |
 | Timur Ahmet als Waiter 2 |
| Chris Barnes als Warden |
| Oliver Bradshaw als Butler |
 | Sarah Cawood als TOTP Presenter 1 |
 | Colin Murray als TOTP Presenter 2 |
| Angus Deayton als Maurice the Hotel Receptionist |
 | Steve Punt als Immigration Officer 1 |
| Hugh Dennis als Immigration Officer 2 |
 | Simon Farnaby als Ventriloquist |
 | Ene Frost als Recording Studio Mixer |
| Michael Greco als Niarchos 1 |
 | Michael Howe als UK Breakfast Presenter |
 | Alison King als Receptionist |
 | Helen Lederer als Hysterical UN Woman |
 | Bruce Mackinnon als Minion 1 |
 | Neil Maskell als Policeman |
 | Grant Masters als E.R. Person |
| Henry Miller als Dave |
 | Johnny Myers als American Journalist |
| Arthur Nightingale als Gardener |
| Stuart Nurse als Limo Driver |
| Brian Perkins als Newsreader |
 | Paul Putner als Coach Driver |
 | Erich Redman als Dutch Journalist |
| Simon Roberts als Horner Prize Presenter |
| Finlay Robertson als Rickshaw Driver |
 | Frank Rozelaar-Green als French Driver |
 | David Schneider als Tanner |
 | Shend als Niarchos 2 |
 | John Thomson als Foreman |
 | Don Warrington als General Secretary |
| Rainer Wiseman als Postman |
| Naima Stevenson als Office Worker |
| James Boyle als Tom Cruise |
| Ed Bye | Director |
| William Osborne | Writer |
| John Brown | Producer |
| Charles Finch | Producer |
| Nigel Green | Executive Producer |
| Richard Johns | Line Producer |
| Luc Roeg | Producer |
| David A. Hughes | Music |
| John Sorapure | Cinematography |
| Mark Wybourn | Editor |
| Dan Hubbard | Casting |
| Grenville Horner | Production Design |
| Robinia Farnaby | Art Direction |
| David Walley | Art Direction |
| Sarah Kane | Set Decoration |
| Linda Alderson | Costume Design |
| Jo Adams | Makeup & Hair |
| Nathaniel De'Lineadeus | Effects Supervisor |
| Jo Grover | Makeup Artist |
| Jo Grover | Prosthetics |
| Joan Hills | Makeup Designer |
| Susan Howard | Prosthetic Supervisor |
| Joan Hills | Prosthetic Designer |
| Sam Ives | Prosthetic Makeup Artist |
| Chris Lyons | Special Effects |
| Paul Mooney | Hairstylist |
| Sunita Parmar | Prosthetic Makeup Artist |
| Michelle Pianca | Unit Manager |
| Devina Artley | Third Assistant Director |
| Paul Cathie | Third Assistant Director |
| Joe Geary | First Assistant Director |
| Andrea Slater | Second Assistant Director |
| Richard Barratt | Property Master |
| Grace Brook | Art Department Assistant |
| Kimberley Fahey | Petty Cash Buyer |
| Beverley Gerard | Props |
| Craig Gray | Construction Manager |
| Richard MacMillan | Props |
| Nathan Middleton | Painter |
| Justine Angus | Dialogue Editor |
| Arthur Graley | Foley Editor |
| Julian Slater | Supervising Sound Editor |
| Alastair Widgery | Sound Mixer |
| Emma Brassfield | Costume Assistant |
| Steve Lucas | Special Effects |
| James Skinner | Visual Effects Supervisor |
| Ray De-Haan | Stunt Coordinator |
| Sarah Franzl | Stunt Double |
| Steve Griffin | Stunt Coordinator |
| Charles Jarman | Stunt Double |
| Adam Kirley | Stunt Double |
| Andreas Petrides | Stunts |
| Lee Sheward | Stunt Coordinator |
| Jamie Fowlds | Steadicam Operator |
| Martin Healey | Gaffer |
| Rob Holder | Assistant Camera |
| Bill Kaye | Still Photographer |
| Andy Mountain | Lighting Artist |
| Mike Parker | Camera Operator |
| Ben Raban | Grip Production Assistant |
| Robert Rabson | Electrician |
| David Taylor | Best Boy Grip |
| David Wall | Electrician |
| Andy Young | Key Grip |
| Vanessa Baker | ADR Voice Casting |
| Brendan Donnison | ADR Voice Casting |
| Kelly Valentine Hendry | Casting Assistant |
| Daryl Jordan | Editorial Services |
| Alexandra Montgomery | Post-Production Manager |
| Crispin Buxton | Location Manager |
| Benjamin Greenacre | Location Manager |
| Jen Lambert | Medical Consultant |
| Anna Lee | Location Assistant |
| Greg Francis | Music Arranger |
| Mark Dilliway | Transportation Captain |
| Tim Jefferis | Transportation Coordinator |
| Hattie Bowering | Assistant Production Coordinator |
| Hannah Brown | Production Assistant |
| Matt Curtis | Title Designer |
| Julia Jones | Unit Publicist |
| Anja Kristiansen | Production Assistant |
| Victoria Lorkin-Lange | Production Coordinator |
| Clea Tammes | Production Executive |
